h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love words that do that

Do what you want them to do?

Say what I mean without meaning what I say

... You have just blown my mind. And on a side note, the post editor person asked me if I had a comic for this week's edition.

Only cos I prompted her

Please don't say thinks like "You have just blown my mind" it's hard not to respond with a smart-assed crude remark

Well thanks for doing that then. I would forget my own head if it weren't for the vetebra attaching it to my spine.

And I deal in innuendo. Its my trade.

I know that but it's the Smut Police that won't approve

The smut police can bite me bum.

Can I, if I dress up like a copper

Er...

If you're into that kind of thing of course

Not rally.

Rally, have you got a thing for driving cars over trails and through desert and jungle

Not rally.

Ok then what?

We could always start a satirical weekly tv show.

That Was The Week That Was? and before you ask it was an old Satirical TV show of the 60's

I was thinking of calling it "The Post woman knocks thrice"

That'll be good, if you're not too busy that'll make a good Post article

Now, if I could only think of a subject...