cclaya
Welcome to the Newly Redecorated but still Just as Tedious Home Page or Personal Space or Whatever of me that is mine. What is it about Randomly Capitalized words that is so Humorous? It reminds me of Winnie-the-Pooh. Or Mary Poppins. Or just Terry Pratchett. It's a British thing. Can anyone Help Me with This?
Moving On. Yes, I will Stop with the Random Capital Letters.
Soon.
Now.
I have talked about Video Games and Non Sequiturs and Wings and "Wedding Present, The" and just generally boring stuff, but now it's time to get into the real meat of what it means to be here today right now, with you the innocent and unsuspecting h2g2 reader, and that is really long run-on sentences containing clauses aplenty.
Not really.
I know you probably don't care, but I really would like to be a writer. Yes, yes, I know...but I really would. Unfortunately, I suffer from incredible amounts of naturally occurring Laziness. And terrible chronic Lack of Ambition. What caused these conditions to arise in such a conscientiously clean American boy is truly a mystery. At least to me.
So my predicament remains...
What to do with this lifelong desire to write but equally ever-present fear of no one ever reading my work that really just disguises my lackadaisical attitude toward all work in general and hard work in particular?
My wrist aches.
No, seriously! That sentence was particularly ungainly.
Anyway-here it is:
I'm going to write at you.
All of you! MWAH-HA-HA!!!
Ahem. Aren't people who write "MWAH-HA-HA!!!" annoying? And what the heck is this "LOL" thing?
Please bear with me, I am nursing a sore wrist and a battered sense of humor.
Oh, and I'm bitter and critical of others when I see things in them that remind me of what I hate about myself. Is this writing stuff therapeutic, or what?
What? What's that you say? Catharsis? Never saw it.
Well, that's my new Personal Space Entry. Like it or lump it-at least you read it.
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