h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, one of them. And Dave Gilmour doesn't have curly hair...

But he didn't enter the conversation until later.

*thinks of other ageing rock stars with curly hair*

Mick Hucknall!

But he's not a rock star, he's just.....crap.

True. But he does have unfeasibly curly hair.

But he's ginger. Nuff said.

It's a good point, well put.

Right, I want you to try and dream about someone else tonight, and report back to me tomorrow.

I'll try me best, guv'nor

See that you do. Night then!

Sweet dreams yourself

I vaguely remember having a dream involving Ozzy Osbourne last night. He can't have tried to me though, because I'm sure I would have remembered that.

So what *did* you two get up to?

I honestly can't remember. I expect one of us hobbled around being hopeless and yelling "Sharrrronnnnnnnnnn!!!"

So.... did you.... have any....... interesting...... dreams..... last night then?

Urm, can't really remember. Probably not, if I remember nothing.

So d'you reckon you may have been in Black Sabbath in a previous life or something then?

It's possible... or maybe I was a reality TV star.

Did they have reality TV back in the 1920s?

Aw, please don't fall out wif me, you know I'm only serious?

If I could reach my zimmer frame from here, I'd give you a damn good ing for that.

*Dances about ing just out of reach of Old Man Vibenstein*

I posted something here last night, just as the site went down... now what was it?

Ah yes...

*rugby tackles fords to the ground*

That was it.