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wollaton park
Posted Aug 9, 2001
Wollaton park is rich in wildlife, having many different habitats where plants and animals can live. The nature trail will take you to some of the best places in the park for wildlife, although how much you see will depend on the weather and the time of year-as well as on how carefully you look!
The whole trail should take about 2 hours to complete.
On your way round please be careful not to disturb any of the park habitats or wildlife
The animals and plants that live here are very precious.don’t pick any flowers,and leave birds alone.
There is also a café if you need any refreshments to sustain you on the trail.
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jokes
Posted Aug 8, 2001
WHY DID THE ARMS,LEGS,AND HEAD CROSS THE ROAD?
TO GET TO THE BODY SHOP!
WHAT DO ALIENS PLAY TO PASS TIME AWAY?
MOONOPOLY!
WHAY ARE ALIENS GOOD FOR THE ENVIROMENT?
BECAUSE THEIR GREEN!
SARAH I THINK YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN HELPING YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK?
NO MISS HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF!
MARK HOW DID MOSES CUT THE SEA IN HALF?
WITH A SEA-SAW!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A TREE GROWING OUT OF HIS HEAD?
ED-WOOD!
POEMS
MARY HAS A LITTLE LAMB AND A LITTLE LAMB AND A LITTLE PONY TOO SHE PUT THE PONY IN A FIELD AND THE LAMB INTO A STEW!
HUMPTY DUMPUTY SAT ON A WALL
HUMPTY DUMPUTY HAS A GREAT FALL.
ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KING MAN
THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY
AND ASKED HIM TO DO IT AGAIN!
I CYCLED DOWN TO THE BURGER BAR
WITHOUT MY HAND ON THE HANDLEBARS
I LOST CONTROL AND BROKE MY JAW?
I DON’T THING I,LL DO THAT NO MORE!
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