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BART Started conversation Aug 8, 2001
WHY DID THE ARMS,LEGS,AND HEAD CROSS THE ROAD?
TO GET TO THE BODY SHOP!
WHAT DO ALIENS PLAY TO PASS TIME AWAY?
MOONOPOLY!
WHAY ARE ALIENS GOOD FOR THE ENVIROMENT?
BECAUSE THEIR GREEN!
SARAH I THINK YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN HELPING YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK?
NO MISS HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF!
MARK HOW DID MOSES CUT THE SEA IN HALF?
WITH A SEA-SAW!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A TREE GROWING OUT OF HIS HEAD?
ED-WOOD!
POEMS
MARY HAS A LITTLE LAMB AND A LITTLE LAMB AND A LITTLE PONY TOO SHE PUT THE PONY IN A FIELD AND THE LAMB INTO A STEW!
HUMPTY DUMPUTY SAT ON A WALL
HUMPTY DUMPUTY HAS A GREAT FALL.
ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KING MAN
THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY
AND ASKED HIM TO DO IT AGAIN!
I CYCLED DOWN TO THE BURGER BAR
WITHOUT MY HAND ON THE HANDLEBARS
I LOST CONTROL AND BROKE MY JAW?
I DON’T THING I,LL DO THAT NO MORE!
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BART Posted Aug 8, 2001
WHY DID THE ARMS,LEGS,AND HEAD CROSS THE ROAD?
TO GET TO THE BODY SHOP!
WHAT DO ALIENS PLAY TO PASS TIME AWAY?
MOONOPOLY!
WHAY ARE ALIENS GOOD FOR THE ENVIROMENT?
BECAUSE THEIR GREEN!
SARAH I THINK YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN HELPING YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK?
NO MISS HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF!
MARK HOW DID MOSES CUT THE SEA IN HALF?
WITH A SEA-SAW!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A TREE GROWING OUT OF HIS HEAD?
ED-WOOD!
POEMS
MARY HAS A LITTLE LAMB AND A LITTLE LAMB AND A LITTLE PONY TOO SHE PUT THE PONY IN A FIELD AND THE LAMB INTO A STEW!
HUMPTY DUMPUTY SAT ON A WALL
HUMPTY DUMPUTY HAS A GREAT FALL.
ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KING MAN
THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY
AND ASKED HIM TO DO IT AGAIN!
I CYCLED DOWN TO THE BURGER BAR
WITHOUT MY HAND ON THE HANDLEBARS
I LOST CONTROL AND BROKE MY JAW?
I DON’T THING I,LL DO THAT NO MORE!
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