h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, any help you need setting up a webspace, I am happy to help.
One major piece of advice is that typing in all capitals is considered shouting online, and it's also not very easy to read. But I think that you know that really, so I hope that you consider taking the advice to use normal typing.

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Hi just a few questions im afaid when i update my page and preveiw it its as i want it and i update it but when i leave my page and return the pictures and that have disapeared why is this wot am i doing wrong???

I can see both of the pictures on your page, so I think this might be a problem your end.

thanks love i am new at this game but i am enjoying it is there anyway of moving the pictures to the left or the right of the center of the screen?? so the pictures will go down the left hand side say??

Where you have the code as PICTURES EMBED CENTER, change them to left or right.

wot does BAD CLOSING ELEMENT BODY EXPECTING P mean its stoping us updating our space???

It usually means that you haven't closed a tag properly. Each opening paragraph tag needs a closing one as well.

I've seen you posting at the Don't Panic help centre, please, I know you have here, but please, please, stop using capitals in your other forums. Your postings will get noticed if you type them normally, sometimes it might take a while for a Guru with the expertise you want to come online to help you, especially over the weekend.
I see you've found the Guide ML clinic - http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/GuideML-Clinic, it's good to post these questions there, as that's where you'll get the best help and advice.

I likes your space, and I've seen that you have another couple of friends online, what is this leisure district you all talk about? (And please try to encourage your friends to use lower case too.)

Sorry about all the nagging, but capitals to some people online is like a red rag to a bull.

its a chat room on telewest digital tv or on the p.c it at [URL removed by moderator] and its a free chat forum on telewest we get it free.. if u go there u have to sign up as a new member...we dont know anything about capital letters being classed as shouting its not mentioned anywhere on telewest so sorry about that..lol so how do i get a link to another page then thats the reason im getting the error code ive closed all the s and that on the page its this link thats throwing me know..lol this is what im trying to do link to joe<?link> and it keeps giving me that error code.. what are we doing wrong?

...Message for Mina, muse of bondage...
lurve the name.. hi am jarve, 1 of billys pals, ye I know.. one of his pals that can type in small case!-lol
well, leisure district is another online communiy, accessable through closed circuit Telewest boxes and via the web..
We are all regulers there, though due to a lot of echnical difficulties we have crossed over to this world!!
You have probably seen my page..
I would give you the url for ld but itd only get replaced with [..removed.]-lol
Then again! have a look at my homepage it has a link to Ld on the jarve dot net part..
Happy hiiking..!..

You might want to change the ? to a /, and see if that works. If you are doing a link to a userspace you need to use U, not A. And that's one place that you do need to use capitals. See if that helps.
and thanks for the info about Telewest, the link will be removed as we are not allowed to put links in conversations atm. But I've got it for now.

Hello Jarve, yes, I saw your space, very interesting.

yeah ok we will give that a try then.. so how long have u been on here then? were going off now to look at your page do u know aka? hes another l.d freak lol

I hope it works. In another 6 weeks I will have been here for 2 years, and yes, I've seen aka about. I think we've even had an argument or two.

i think everyone has had an argument with aka myself included on l.d so will you be poppin onto l.d then i hope you dont come via a telewest box gos the error codes on that is never ending lol ntl also have the l.d chat room tho they pay 5 quid a month for unlimited accsess to the internet (lucky them lol)but i am going to buy a bush tv for the internet cos im going through telewest email and i keep runnig out of memory have u heard of a bush tv do u know the tarriffs on them ??

I went and signed up to ld, but didn't know where to go after that so I came away. I'm using a pc, so I'm afraid I don't really know what you're talking about. Sorry.

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HI MINA
YOU..(soz) you can work ur way round on here but u dont know ur way round ld.. yeh right!lol
just go into messaging ant type message to mr.b.whizzz for our mn billy
aka = ^aka^
me = jarve
debs = debilove
there are hundreds of us on there we all meet up n get drunk n argue n generaly waste our lives away in font of a screen...ah society...lol
donnt bother with the chat rooms.. their full of scum... thats where i usualy am funnily enough..lol
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Bily-easy geeezz!! so r we now a h2g2 convert then m8? good aint it? no 6050's!! have u seen d about aka crazy.liverpool.lass?

jarve m8 weve been to crazy liverpool lasses site theres nothing there..yet can u put a link on from your page to ours...we'll put u down as a that g.sniffer.. if u want?

yeh sure m8, whats ur personal number?