h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The /one/ time we're online at the same time and you're not on AIM!

I won't forgive you... For the next five minutes, give or take.


GET ON AIM!

I know, I know. AND I had locked myself out of my H2G2 account, so I couldn't reply to your very , sorry, very touching posting at the BoE.

But still...look at my message board. Now it looks like lots of people think I'm a prat But I forgives ya As my perky blonde elf-sidekick, I reckon you're entitled to heap a little abuse on me now and then.

Incidentally, I have a story beginning in the Post this week. The Final Appendix. It's Tolkien-fixated, so you might appreciate it

Postscript: Here's a disheartening thought for you - I've burned that schoolboy uniform you used to be so fond of. It's gone. Vaporised. Ashes to ashes Summer is goood.

Awww... No more schoolboy uniform...? Whatever will I fantasise about now...?

Oh, and that other "prat" thing? Yeah that was me as well. Sorry. It posted twice for some reason.

Oh, and yes, I still love you. Somewhat.

Course you do. You're only human Two postings in a day... You on some kind of break from work? Splashworld run out of water or something?

I read Northern Lights recently and I've been considering getting a daemon. Female, obviously. Any suggestions? I seem to remember you prescribed me one, but I can't be bothered searching the b'log for it.

I was wondering why someone was calling you a Prat... Whatever happened to Jedi Jade?

It is an odd conversation starter. I'm still in regular contact with her on a different site. There was a kind of mass emigration of the old guard of the BoE, where we used to hang out, to a site called Gaia Online - nice, pretty graphics, but the conversation is better in general here.

rar, that wasn't me, but this<.i> is me. yes. *ahem* Bye.

(You're still a prat.)

At least I'm consistent.

(Weird, huh? Look at the times. After some two year pause, I reply to your message within an hour. Some would call that......disturbing... Just coincidence, though. I promise.)

...Legionsy!

Don't tell King, but zi am still //madly in love with you.//


...At the very least the hootoo you. (Ah how I've missed this.)

Hi Jade, hows Socrates... I mean Thras...?

Thras: Please phrase your question in the form of an asnwer.

Jade: Sarcastic and jaded as ever. Haha.

I can see that And how are you, Jade?

Jade: Great. And I still can't spell. Hurray for me!

Best way to be. Can't stand people who correct your spelling... unless its texting speak on message boards... but thats only common sense

Jade: say anything and I'll ear your soul.

Thras: Oooh, save some for me...!

I'm sayin' nofink miss...

(Hahaha, ear. Hahahahahahahahaha oh wow. I need to stop typing.)

*Recalls some incident in an RP thread where JJ suddenly declared she loved kissing monsters, but says nothing because he is Discreet*

Well hell, Legion. Monsters just give really good tongue, all right? Jesus.

*Re-enters the thread with horns tied onto his head, green face-paint and a tail*

Rarr. Rarrrr. I am a Monster - a generic fantasy staple, incapable of rational thought, emotion or strategy. Rarr. I am also single and looking for a good time, though nothing too serious. Rarrrrr!

This isn't going to work, is it?