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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Started conversation Dec 1, 2002
So it was YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 2, 2002
*Sigh*
Yes, alright, it was me who razed your village and turned your parents into stone. So get a lawyer, see?
Unless we're talking about something else...would you care to elaborate on your wild accusation?
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 3, 2002
That was you too? I was talking about the sheep incident! 
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 3, 2002
Ahh the sheep. Yeah, I was pretty drunk. And it was such a *big* lampshade. 
No regrets.
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 5, 2002
You did the lampshade thing too? Geez, do you have a vendetta against me or something? OK, let me refresh your memory. Connemara. Octember 8th, 2002. Full moon. Windy. Remember now?
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 5, 2002
Jeez, I don't know. That whole night is a blur. Were you the one who kept shouting "Stop! Stop! It fell out twenty minutes ago!" If so, I may have some vague memories...and photographs...
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 6, 2002
No, that wasn't me, but I WAS there. You see, at that point I was a sheep. Surely you must think it strange that there was an octrane sheep on this planet in this dimension? Anyway, you've scarred me for life, and I will never become a sheep again
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 7, 2002
What a pity...you made a good one. Very...friendly, as I recall. Still, there are other furry mammals you can impersonate. 
Might I suggest a chipmunk?
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 8, 2002
No, I can only become a sheep, orc, or Tyrannosaurus Rex, and whenever I become a T-rex I end imprisoned in a Safari Park somewhere, where they suggest that I'm from the Jurassic period! Can you beieve it?
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 10, 2002
Well, you have a lot of raw power, but the size gets in the way of some stuff and scares people off, plus there's the safari thing.
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