h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, two. One,

And two, stop looking at my ankles, ad three...


Hahahahaha, you mixed the genres too.

You rock, by the way, even though you stare at my ankles too much.

-JJ ()

Aha, but I mixed them *intentionally*, which makes all the difference in the world

Sorry about the ankles, but who could resist such a well-filled sock?

Indeed, who could?

I mean, with ankles like these, a gel could go places... Maybe I could even be in that girly magazine... You know, "Ankles Monthly?"

KNOW it? I have such huge stacks of it under my bed, the legs don't touch the ground

Do you now?

Ermmm, wow. Perhaps I should stop talking to you then. I didn't know you were into nuddie ankle mags... ()

Oh no, they have socks on them, and it's all very artfully done...

I've just realised I'm going into unhealthy detail. Sorry. But we've all got to have hobbies. Mine simply include ankles - but I promise not to gawp

To gawp?

What is this to gawp?

I know not of this gawp of which you speak.

gawp ; verb. The act or motion of gawping. eg: I gawped, you gawped, he/she/it gawped. From the Nordic 'gwwp', a dead mackerel. Deriv: (1 gawper. One who gawps. (2 gawpee. One who receives a gawp.

Ever notice that if you use a word a lot, it starts to lose all meaning? It didn't take long to happen with this.

So basically you promissed not to dead mackerel me?

Riiiiiiiiiiight...

You see, when you say it like that, it just sounds sleazy...

Anyway, going offline now. See you later, or, aha, as I like to say bcnu

bcnu?

Eh?

Where in this messed up planet are you, Legion? I might want to stalk ya sometime!

bcnu.... aaaaaa hahahaha. "be seeing you..."


aaaa hahahahahaha ()

Legion, you slay me. With the sword of Elendiel even. Wow.

*note the blatant sarcasm*

OK, OK, so it only works online, if it works there. Did you imagine I say goodbye to people by saying "bcknoo"? Give me a little credit... For more juvenile thrills, try asking someone to spell "I cup". Hilarity.

As for telling you where I live - oh no, Mammy warned me about the strange folk on the Net. And may I say JJ, they don't come much stranger than you

Am I to understand that you're calling me weird?

Awww, all right then. I'll give you that. I'm an odd one.

Please, I didn't call you 'weird', I called you strange. There's a difference. Admittedly it's only a difference in spelling, but hey, if you can't get semantic/pedantic/didactic/bloody annoying online you'll never be able to p**s people off in RL.

Did you try 'I cup'? Did it work? Te-he-he

Ahem. Please excuse my immaturity. It's merely a facade, to disguise the tortured depths of my soul. Honest.

*pats Legion on teh head, gives him a Hobbit *

You know, you're strange-r than I am...

Now what could give you that impression?

Dunno. Maybe that you exist? Or some such thing.

But don't take my word for it, I'm only a fe-male with mnice ankles.And what do types like myself know about anything?

http://www.elvish.org/gwaith/graphics/elvishtatoo.jpg

Here's a ncie shot of an ankle for you.

Enjoy.

Hubba-hubba!

*Rushes off for cold shower, brisk jog*

Did you see the public transoprt etiquette entry on the front page? Hehe...that tour bus anecdote is one of mine. Happy days.