Myself
Somewhere in an office in an insignificant city in the northern part of an exceptionally insignificant country occupying a very tiny percentage of the surface area of a stupefyingly insignificant little blue-green planet in the unfashionable backwaters of the western spiral arm of the galaxy, a 24 year old man is sitting hunched over a computer trying desparately to think of something intelligent, witty and above all cool to say about himself without infringing on any major copyrights or slipping down too far into the depths of the inevitable cliches which accompany the attempts of people to describe themselves in an intelligent, witty, cool way.
He is reasonably tall, has brown hair, blue eyes, and a predeliction for wearing black clothing and writing about himself in the third person, possibly under the mistaken impression that this is a rather witty and intelligent thing to do.
He likes reading, games of various sorts, and constructing long and unwieldy sentences with the somewhat vain hope that it is amusing. His cavalier and occasionally wildly inaccurate attitude towards grammar is exceeded only by his cavalier attitude towards his personal appearance, although this should in no way be misconstrued as anything other than the product of extreme laziness.
When he is not reading something, playing with something or flagrantly abusing the Rules of Grammar, he can often be found programming computers, grappling desparately with problems far beyond his comprehension or regaling people with songs by a band named after a song by Leonard Cohen.
Occasionally he does some bioinformatic research, although in the interests of having a good time this activity is generally restricted to a minimum.
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