This is the Message Centre for Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")
-
- 1
- 2
-
a bad joke
Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") Posted Dec 3, 2003
I wanted to buy some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't find any...
a bad joke
Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Dec 3, 2003
I could have designed the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but I didn't have the inclination....
a bad joke
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 4, 2003
whats a proletarian?
someone who only eats poor people
a bad joke
Snailrind Posted Dec 4, 2003
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft. 
a bad joke
Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Dec 4, 2003
That just has to be the nadir.
a bad joke
Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Dec 5, 2003
Seasonal joke:
King Wencenslas walks into a pizza restaurant and orders a pizza.
Waiter: "What kind of crust, sir, and how would you like it cooked?"
King W: "Deep pan. Crisp and even."
a bad joke
Snailrind Posted Dec 7, 2003
What do you call a blind deer?
No-eye deer.
*************************************************
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no-eye deer.
a bad joke
Snailrind Posted Dec 11, 2003
How many Technical Support Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. All our operatives are busy right now.
a bad joke
Zed Posted Dec 12, 2003
How many reactionary Bhuddist telepaths does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's funny enough on it's own!
a bad joke
Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Dec 12, 2003
How many Bill Gates's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: he just redefines 'darkness' as an industry standard.
a bad joke
Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") Posted Feb 11, 2004
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got very little legs.
a bad joke
Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") Posted Mar 17, 2004
"Doctor, doctor! I think I have a problem with my hearing?"
"Really? What are the symptoms?"
"A yellow cartoon family"
a bad joke
FordsTowel Posted Mar 20, 2004
Marv, Might want to check out the responses on your Creative Club of the Buckinghamshire Chilterns University College in High Wycombe piece. People are beginning to think you've bailed.
We now return you to the regular thread of bad jokes? 
a bad joke
Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") Posted Mar 31, 2004
I caught a bus today. Good think I've been innoculated against bus disease.....
Otto
a bad joke
Snailrind Posted Apr 1, 2004
There once was a man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing.
A sign on the door
Said, 'don't spit on the floor',
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
Key: Complain about this post
-
- 1
- 2
-
a bad joke
- 21: Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") (Dec 3, 2003)
- 22: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Dec 3, 2003)
- 23: Snailrind (Dec 4, 2003)
- 24: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 4, 2003)
- 25: Snailrind (Dec 4, 2003)
- 26: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Dec 4, 2003)
- 27: Snailrind (Dec 4, 2003)
- 28: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Dec 5, 2003)
- 29: Snailrind (Dec 7, 2003)
- 30: Snailrind (Dec 7, 2003)
- 31: Snailrind (Dec 11, 2003)
- 32: Zed (Dec 12, 2003)
- 33: Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman (Dec 12, 2003)
- 34: Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") (Feb 11, 2004)
- 35: Snailrind (Feb 12, 2004)
- 36: Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") (Mar 17, 2004)
- 37: FordsTowel (Mar 20, 2004)
- 38: Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") (Mar 31, 2004)
- 39: Snailrind (Apr 1, 2004)
More Conversations for Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."