h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Mr.& Mrs.W,
long time..hope you are both well

dont think you'll see Mr.Jarve on here until next week, hes gone off think he'll be gone the weekend

take care

ey up Billy! God did I have a weekend and a half!! Mental.



Ugh...





And mz vamp I have advice 4 u! never go 2 an outdoor party at 2am on a mountain.

ITS COLD!!

aha the wanderer returns and havnt we gone all formal lol

i trust 1 enjoyed onself whilst 1 was halfway up a mountain? lol

you doing any more 'sharp' mail this week or are you officially chilling out?

hope your well..chat soon,
take care

I'm working on there every day

Busy site! We just got on the FHM TOP 100 WEBSITES!!!!

was that post (and well done on the award btw) an invitation to stalk you there too?
lol

Lol, Im making your life easier with regards to the stalking :p

Im off to see Bratty this weekend (Gaz), off to Essex

lol well not quite but im working on it, an ongoing project you might say


Bratty eh? lol i know where he is hes just up the road from me well have fun in the meantime id best get my requests in hadnt i WEG


take care

I'm coming to see Bratty this weeknd, gonna be having a smoke etc etc etc. Should be a good one! Then I'm working at Sapce on SUnday so it is a busy busy weekend.. AGAIN!!!


Ah well. leisure n work, goes together well.

What is ur best stalking tool

I have a few tools, once I have an Ip address, if it is telewest, I can find out hte exact junction box it has gone through as in, the area. Handy to a point. THough I dont need stuff like that since LD went, no idiots to wind me up :p
LOL!

yeah i know the etc etc lol well you guys save some for me!!!

space? whats that? a nightclub?

best stalking tool hmm? i just flutter my eyelashes i usually get what i want 1 way or another pmsl
hey i might be a novice but im a good little stalker!
your forgetting i had the oppurtunity to pursue you with your mobile number,(i reckon i could of got your address too lol ) but i refused it, because i have standards as your stalker i wouldnt cross that line, phone numbers and addresses are given not taken!

well if you are referring to the ip number of someone else (that other business we cant really go into in here lol) i dont know the junction box but i already know the address lmao thinks its best we discuss that elsewhere though..walls have ears sites have lurkers and all that! lol

you have a great weekend! and take care

*Groans*


Just done a 501 mile round trip to Brattys and back, I need a days rest and recoup :p

what the hell did Bratty do to you? ive heard some stories but.....

He did things to me I never dreamed possible.




LMAO!!

Nah, we just got stoned n drunk. Was up til 6am solid consuming alcohol n smoke. Did very well!! Had a good time, still knacked though. Im gonna chill for the rest of the weekend. Was sposed to work today behind the bar, but am WAY too tired, what did u do>>??

eye eye did you boys have fun then hmm? he was that good? well he did tell me a long time ago you saw him as your b**ch lmao

no i knew what you meant im only teasing so long as you both enjoyed yourself

my weekend was very boring you dont want to know im not doing much of anything at the moment as im saving to go back up to sheffield later this month, its my friends birthday and we're well lets put it this way..did you ever see the film The Full Monty? we're going to a show lol

Strippers..??


ugh! Last thing Ide want to see when I go out are a load of guys getting their kits off. No ta...


Then again, thats just cos I iz straight... (in an ali-g stylee voice).

Yeh we had a laff, didnt get to sleep whilst 5.30am!!

Gonna be off the puter 4 a short while, hope things r cool at ur end, laters!

yeh mark made it till 5:30 saturday morning whilst nic passed out around 8 o'clock friday night lmfao!!!
the grolsche monster has landed...WWwWwOoOoOoOoo

WAS A GREAT WEEKEND IM NOT LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE DRIVE BACK UP TO SEE YOU SOON!!!!

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Hi mark glad to see you got home ok was nice to meet you that i was to stoned to chat but fell in with Brattys Pc as you noticed regards to Nic.

REBs

Yeh sound job you two....!!!!



Puters can be alluring can't they!!!!




Regards have been passed on, Nic sez HI!! Lightweight :p




And Bratty, the drive aint too bad, just have some coffe in a thermos to keep you pepped up..

Laughing Hark at her me Lightweight she;s the doss pot lmao

well at least you looked comfy on Brattys sofa lol

catch yer later

REBs

Hi Jarve,
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yes! lol strippers! but ill try anything once (almost)! ive had a very sheltered life lol this is a 1st for me..but im not nieve Awol and his brother will be next door playing snooker so if them greasy cleanshaven p**fs come anywhere near me ill hiding behind them 2 or under the snooker table LMAO


why will you be off the pc? (pulls hair out) No No i have dastly deeds i need you to carry out on my behalf..(panic attack) lol how long for? not too long i hope..you still have email access? (the old 1)

so its up your end with the Brat pack next is it? bradford wont know whats hit it LOL
take care






Hello Brat,
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longest time no here! have you forgotten how to email? lol

all getting stoned huh? did you save me any??? lol

so hows life treating you essex boy? i was going to say i hope you havnt been leading the Jarve astray but bit late for that by the sounds of it LMAO

who's Nic? Rebel Wolf?

by the way i can understand his for your pc..im rather fascinated by what they can do myself lol hey want me to look after yours while your up north? not a problem (might be when you want it back but lets not get into that now LOL)
take care

hey jarve!.. and co! lol .. i got a link to get u into ld via the web if u want it... giz a shout in msn or thru email and i`ll send it on .. bin a bit busy l8ly so not bin about.. hope u all still buzzin!! billy n debs if u want link mail me at [email protected]
cya soon
xdeex