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Sleeter Started conversation Mar 31, 2003
Soon be home!
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Sleeter Posted Apr 12, 2003
Wanna be home MUDing!
Wah! Think of all the xp I'm not making while sat here answering smelly callers all day. 
Missing out on teh big millionz! 
Still... after this morning I only need another 750,000 xp to advance ot.pe. 
Wanna.
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Vashti Posted Apr 12, 2003
*nuzzles*
I have not mudded at all today. I have cleaned the entire hall, right down to dusting the skirting boards and every single book. And I did the dishes and got three bags of food shopping all on my own. Now I am going to make tea and knit and watch "Girl, Interrupted".
Then when you come back we can get Coke and go kill stuff.
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Sleeter Posted Apr 13, 2003
Behead, Behead, Behead...
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*twitches*
I only need 12 million xp... only a little way to go... 12 million and then ot.pe to 300 unwatched, and 2500hps then I can go PK... *twitches*
Not long now.
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Vashti Posted Apr 13, 2003
Are you working next Sunday? What about the 24th? Can you get that off?
Going to have a nice bath, then numberchase lots and have fnu. 
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Sleeter Posted Apr 13, 2003
Why the 24th? I'll check what I'm working, but just wondering about what evil there is planned for me...
Yeah I am working 13:00 to 21:30 on the 24th...
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Vashti Posted Apr 13, 2003
I have my DHSS appointment on the 24th... much scary bad evil. 
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Sleeter Posted Apr 13, 2003
Take a gonne, Willow took a gonne and it all worked out for her...
...
What?
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Vashti Posted Apr 13, 2003
I've made 180k.. and I read the latest Green Slab.. and I resurrected someone... and and and ...
You want me to shoot people?
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Sleeter Posted Apr 13, 2003
No, did Willow shoot the cute lesbian slayer? No. But things worked out! So just take a gonne and wave it around and cry... of course it only works if you are a woman who looks like the man she killed while in a fit of evil a few episodes ago...
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*checks you*
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Mebbe not...
Soon home But also soon to bed because I'm up early tommorrow
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Vashti Posted Apr 13, 2003
I could so shoot people in a fit of evil if I wanna'd. 
Where can I get iron ore from?
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Sleeter Posted Apr 13, 2003
The whole point is you don't shoot any body and it all turns out okay, with a little crying, and you get to leave a fire arm on the lawn for the children to find!!!
Perfect solution!
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Sleeter Posted Apr 14, 2003
Arghhhhh!!! Manky callers. Constant work. BeheadBeheadBehead!!!
"Ford, Chigwell please."
"Would that be the newsagents on the high street?"
"No! God, havent you ever heard of the Ford Car Company?!?"
"DIE FOUL HELL SPAWN!"
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Sleeter Posted Apr 16, 2003
Hee hee, all the computers and phones just broke. They went down for 25 minutes in total... dead dead dead.
Sadly the computers died totally, so there wasn't even any net access, not even when they all turned themselves back on... it was most amusing.
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Vashti Posted Apr 16, 2003
Oh no! But you're back now, so that's all okay.
I've been for a walk in the park in the sun. It is very hot. Too hot. I want a lemon.
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Sleeter Posted Apr 16, 2003
Why do you want a lemon? Could I convince you to wait for chips instead? Wanna wanna chips, your fault!
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Vashti Posted Apr 16, 2003
Tonight we will have chips, I promise. *nonexistent chip smiley*
I wanted a lemon so that I can have big glasses of water with lemon and ice cubes ... I'm being tempted by those filter jugs again. Bad me. So I went into Peaches for my lemon, and they had big, proper loose-skinned satsumas at 20p each. So I got five.
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