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How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 121

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

finds it all very smiley - hsify and smiley - sharky


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 122

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

You asked for something military.
On the fish fighting theme.
Maybe khaki is a cross between kipper and sharky?

*noise of applying kipper flavoured vest stain and rubbing with sharkskin*

Yes. It works!


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 123

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

no war related stuff, please

we can bomb the world to pieces
but we can't bomb it into peace
from "Bomb the world" by Michael Franti and Spearhead


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 124

Mu Beta

*hands pheloxi a peace-fish*

B


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 125

Whisky

**staggers upright after being flattened by the roundhouse**

smiley - ermDoesn't anyone around here care that I'm being battered by a fish bearing shark?



How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 126

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

awww...you are goodie, B


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 127

Whisky

Tim Brooke Taylor, Graeme Garden or the furry one?

(Sorry Pheloxi - this is an extremely 'anglocentric' joke)


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 128

Mu Beta

I've always fancied being Bill Oddie, you know.

*sings song about Brian Clough*

B


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 129

Whisky

**does a double take at the last posting**

Phew... for a moment there I missed the word "Being"


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Post 130

Tefkat

Oddlie enough I've always fancied being Bill Oddie too. smiley - erm


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 131

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Re: "if Cadburys take you and cover you with chocolate" smiley - tongueout

This is not an "odd" fetish, Master B.

In fact I'd think someone who "wouldn't" want to lick smiley - choc off someone remotely fanciable, would be odd.

smiley - silly

Sorry didn't have time to read all two-days-worth of backlog, this is in reply to Tefkat & Master B's posts on the 2nd red button

smiley - run


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 132

Mu Beta

"Sorry didn't have time to read all two-days-worth of backlog"

You didn't miss much smiley - winkeye

B


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 133

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

I love it when there are non-sequiturs.

Nobody bought the wax lollie by the way... I had to eat it myself.
I'm still picking the brush bristles from between my teeth.

*Voice from Madame Tussaudes* Wax! We've got wax coming out of our ears!


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 134

Mu Beta

Do waxworks have skin coming out of their ears?smiley - silly

B


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Post 135

Tefkat

Specially when he'd just said he was nuts. smiley - winkeye

To women of a certain age "Nuts, whole hazelnuts" only means one thing.smiley - laugh

IS he fanciable AGB?


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Post 136

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

Whisky I am not completely gooned out!


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Post 137

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

_.*^*-._.*^ Ooooh - Cadbury's take 'em an' they cover them in choc-lit.

I'm not sure about the skin and ears thing. I didn't have the time to do the proper research.

And that sharkskin is very rough. It has rubbed a hole in my vest. Anyone got anything I could make a patch out of?


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 138

Tefkat

Moleskin?


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 139

Whisky

'Is he really fanciable?'...

Here you are then, a picture of me and my son...

http://www.fleischrinderzucht.de/rassen/image/rhighc1.jpg

So, whaddya think smiley - winkeye


How the heck would they actually find out if I died...

Post 140

Mu Beta

Mmmm...horny.smiley - winkeye

B


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