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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Started conversation Oct 16, 2003
Where *have* you got that from? It's cracking 
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Whisky Posted Oct 16, 2003
Come on! Don't you read ask h2g2 
Amy the Ant did it for Jimster - he announced it this morning
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 16, 2003
Found it a couple minutes after I posted. And no, not all of it. I do do *some* work you know
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Whisky Posted Oct 16, 2003
You poor person... I've yet to figure out what they actually pay me to do here 
Not bad since I've been working at about 30% capacity for the last two and a half years and they haven't noticed yet 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 16, 2003
That merely indicates that you are utterly superfluous to the company's requirements and will be in the first round of redundancies when things get tough, so
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Whisky Posted Oct 16, 2003
No actually it means I'm so intelligent, overqualified, and wonderful and that I can do my job blindfolded whilst standing on my head, whistling Verdi, drinking tea and posting to h2g2 at the same time...
And still have time for half a dozen fag breaks per day.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 16, 2003
You might like to think that.... Some of us work in our fag breaks, you know. In fact, some of us get more work done then than at our desks
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