h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You chose a great day to be born!
{It's my mother's birthday too}



Have a great day!

~AGB~

Thanks AGB - Although I'm beginning to feel a little old nowadays

Feel a little old .... what?





*pours anotheror three*

Feel a little old.... [removed by self-moderation]

Chance would be a fine thing

*Little old TC comes to join little old AGB for a feel.*

Sorry I'm late - but I wouldn't have wanted to miss your birthday, Whisky.

How's tings? Can I offer a - or some for the belated birthday celebrations.

...

How's things? All the better for having some gorgeous ladies around for a feel

*nudges AGB and giggles*

feel free!

Thank you my dear, you've made a happy man feel very old!







Or should that have been the other way round

*feels very happy that she came back here*



*has a little feel around*



ooh! There's some left! Bottoms up........

Now now ladies, don't worry, there's enough to go round...

Come to think of it, there's enough of me to go round too... Time to go back on the diet methinks

*turns up with extremely late birthday congratulations*




Is this the best time to mention that you've spelt 'criticise' wrong?

B

Cheers Master B

As to the spelling: there are two mistakes on the page, Criticise and Principles - but as only one person has noticed principles and its taken about six months for someone to notice criticise I think I'll leave them there - after all, if everyone knew just how perfect I really was they'd all be jealous