h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, Apparition, I dropped in to visit you,and your only journal entry is sad and lonely. You should add a journal entry,if not a guide entry, about what excited and exciting things you might have been doing lately.. Or seeing. I have heard that there is a creepy and interesting looking stand of dead and blasted trees in a park near you... Been to visit them lately?
Anyways, what do you feel or think about a statement from a Major/General/Pentagon guy called Shufflebeem(sp) and poisoned food aid?

I know nout about. Enlighten me please

Ah, well - on Thursday morning, I heard on the radio of this strange guy - Shufflebottom/Shufflebeen/Stufflebeem (saw him on TV that night) but on the radio he was saying that he 'had information' that the Taliban were poisoning those aid packages the Americans were dropping along with their bombs. The Taliban were doing this so they could say that the Americans had done it... very convoluted. What if: the Americans done it, so they could say the Taliban done it, so the Taliban would say the Americans done it, and the Americans could call them liars? Or.. the food packagaes were simply 6 months past their use-by date? Or - as seems most likely, young (and oddly enough, he was) Stufflebottom was just talking as his.. off the top of his head? I say that because I have heard no more of it.
As for UFOs, I am presently reading a somewhat interesting book by one Nick Pope,late of the UK MInistry of Defence, about abductees.