That was my home that was

A wandering minstrel, knowledgable in the arts of software engineering and obfuscation through plain text. Currently living among Santa's little helpers on the boundaries of the inhabited world and learning a little of their customs and ways, particularly in respect to the consumption of alcoholic beverages and an apparently symbiotic relationship with mobile phones. So far my research suggests that for the mobile phone it is a (particularly successful) form of fertility rite, and for the human it is a way of keeping one ear warm on a cold day. Another million years of evolution and Finns will either have only one ear or two mouths.


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Bob Dodd

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