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something that used to be fun ?

er...

have you any eggs?

where did you go? we obviously missed yo...

I've been working.

My business partner took a months holiday so its been tough.

But he's back now,.

Soon I will be 40.

Life begins at 40.

Doesn't it?????

*he sez looking hopeful and pathetic at the same time*

Less than one month to go before the big 40.

*drinks *

Sends 40 . As you get older, it's best to try to stay away from the cheese. Try these instead.

TA, Ex-r

Happy Valentines Day.

My last one before old fogeyism

*Heavy sigh*

Poor bud. I'm 3 years past old fogeyism, myself. But, there's always alcohol!
When's the big day! I'll get you a room at the hot spot and we can party!

come have some fun at the flea pit. Ice Raven is going all magiccy on us;looks like he needs "Bustering".

busterbone, life begins at 0.

Life begins at 5 pm, when I hit the bar.

40 now.

All downhill from here.

the long slow slide into dementia and then the grave

I went to a grave once but I came back feeling unwell .... I think I've got an ellergy !

I've decided to have a midlife crisis but can't decide.

Anew red sports car perhaps??

Bungy jumping??

Any suggestions??

I believe shirts with epaulettes and pilot sunglasses were once compulsory but now it has to be a Harley.

id get a girlfriend half by age...start calling everone man? i dont know...get a mobile phone and a convertable.

or go really drastic, move to sydney and become a drag queen.

Do it all .... Harley + NSW + Drag Queen = Dyke on Bike

...And don't shave. Hairy Dyke on Bike.