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Secret Mission

Post 1

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

Colin, time for you to live up to your reputation as the Daschound of Doom. I have a top secret mission for you to perform to aid our struggle in the Cat War.

I want you to go to the Cathouse (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601606) and scent mark it. The way to do it is to make a posting there with the title `Pee Marks the Spot` or something like it (give your imagination free rein). Confirm back to me that you`ve seen this posting or I`ll have to give the mission to someone else in the pack.

Give it a good hosing my little friend.

Red


Secret Mission

Post 2

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


Colin, where are you - your Pack needs you. We`re losing against the Cats - go to the Dog House at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601174 for details.

Red


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