h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wags tail enthusiastically*

Hi Colin - glad to have you aboard. There`s a few of us s around h2g2.

*carries on sniffing*

We`re outnumbered by the s so it`s good to have you join us. You can follow the links from the NHM to each of us in the pack. Feel free to drop by my kennel anytime at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U167454

Wuff

Red Dog

*sneezes repeatedly in excitement and stands on tippy toes*

Hello Red Dog!

Thanks for the welcome. Good to know there is a pack I can join! What are the house rules with regard to the cats? Can we chase 'em?

*noses his rubber ball towards Red Dog*

Fancy a quick game?

*bounds in happily - grabs ball and runs away with it*

Hi Colin - yup chasing Cats and generally antagonising them is not only allowed but encouraged. We drop into Cat related conversations from time to time and disrupt them and visit Cat myspaces and mess them up. Moondawg eats them when he can catch them but he`s pretty much a back to nature kind of dog.

I`ve put some useful links to Cats and Sticks and stuff on myspace and am working on a separate Dogspace for us all.

I`m sure you`ll love h2g2 - its a very special place.

*hears whistle from owner - drops ball and bounds away again*

Red Dog

*bounds in with tail wagging happily*

Hi Colin, hope your master is looking after you properly and that your nose is still wet and shiny.

I`ve gotten around to finishing THE DOG HOUSE which you can visit at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601174. It`s a dogspace for all us canines on h2g2 and gives us one over the Cats . If you`d like to join pop over there and register.

There's only a few rules to observe - none of which should give you any trouble at all. If you'd like a job there are plenty to go around (give your imagination free rein).

Hope you can join us.

Red

Update

Colin, me laddo. I have to tell you that War has now officially broken out between the h2g2 Dogs and the h2g2 Cats. As you know we have been trying to secretly recruit and train a Dog Army and have created the DOG HOUSE (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601174) which is our meeting place and command post.

Unfortunately our cover was blown today by a premature attack by Moondawg on a cat related conversation before our preparations were entirely completed and the Cats are now organising their defences - they have set up a Cat House (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601606) and are recruiting themselves.

You are badly needed as reinforcements for the Brotherhood of Dogs I urge you to do your duty now and join up . It`s just for fun but your breed needs you.

Red