h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi from a fellow scot...so are u really short...just a wee bit short...or wot??
probably all the hiking u been doing?
boy...do u have vivid dreams!

Hi! I've been away, but I'm back now. I'm 5'10, which is shorter than I'd like to be (6'4), and shorter than my friend, who's 5'11 and keeps bugging me about it. I'm also too nice to hit him. It's a whole psychological complex thing. I'm not sure what complex it is, but I know it's a complex. How short are you?

Well If it makes u feel better...U're tall to me..I'm a wee 5'5"
Who would like to be 5'10"..
U could always pinch him if u dont like hitting!!

It's not really my style. I like to either splat people against the wall or not touch them. Pinching lacks that certain masculinity. Look on the bright side. I don't like girls to be taller that 5'9 (it would be a different matter if I was 6'4).

splatting can be meesy...I'll stick to my pinching...annoys people more..

What are your dreams like? Exotic (involving explosions, firefights, martial arts and 20ft cyborg zombies) or everyday (featuring dish washing and walking the dog)?

my dreams....well they certainly dont involve washing machines..unless theyre being repaired!!
I dont dream anymore...cant remember the last dream i had...sad...
I sleep......

I had a dream recently where I was looking for a job in the Extra and ended up working on a submarine in the Russian navy (fortunately everyone else on board (both of them) spoke English). It ended with me fighting a big massive invincible thingy from Farscape (I actually did alright against it). Perhaps I should try learning Russian. I only know 2 words at the moment (vodka and da), but it should be enough to get me through most conversations I'm likely to have if I ever visit Russia.

Example:
Bartender - Vodka?
Me - Da!

Still, it would impress the girls if I could utter sweet nothings in a foreign language, and Russian is the height of fasion in my social circles.

You should try subjecting yourself to a traumatic experience. Get hit by a car, crash a plane or get tortured for a bit. That should make you dream. They might not be nice dreams, but they'll at least be dreams. And you might even pick up a few scars to show off at parties.

russian...hmmm...nope.....i can speak greek if u want...
I dont think i want dreams enough to crash....nah...think I'll stick to sleeping...sure they're in there somewhere...just cant recall them anymore...too busy..
I used to have really vivid dreams..I once dreamt there was a little evel spirit...like a gargoyle...sitting on my sisters head..was trying to get the curtain pool to stab it...fortunately...i couldnt reach it..and she woke up...else i might be serving life!!
and who would of believed me!!
I worked with some ussians for a while...they taught me a few words..but cant remember at this moment perhaps it will come back to me..
well if want some terms of endearment in greek let me know...or swear words for u're tall friend!!

I once had a really horrible dream where i got a 2 year jail sentence, but I don't know what the crime was. I've never been much of a man for words. People generaly get the message after the second pint of blood. The next month of my life could possibly be the best so far. Two of my friends are having their 18th birthday parties, I've got freshers week for university (an excuse for copious quantities of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll). I've also got another trip into the wilderness planned, so I'm waiting for a week when nothing much is happening to head for the Montrose mountains (Or whatever they're called - It's written down in a book I can't remember the name of. It's somewhere in Scotland. I'm not sure where, but I'll find out when I get there.) So much to do, so much time to do it in...