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Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man

*Coughs politely* Being a number, what number are you? Maybe you should try typing yourself into the computer and see if you are a code for an emoticon or something. Or maybe you would become an online program containing every detail about you. Being a number, it COULD happen. I do not know the laws about that type of thing for numbers such as yourself. smiley - winkeye


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Rt. Hon. David F. Porteous, Scottish Researcher, Keeper, Minister and rarely seen member of The Banned

I am 179990 a.k.a. 1538.3761x117

If you are very quick you will have noticed that's not a correct equation, it's several decimal places short of right -- much like me.

--David, who can also be expressed numerically (oh yes)


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Post 3

Dancing Ermine

Can you make 42?


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Rt. Hon. David F. Porteous, Scottish Researcher, Keeper, Minister and rarely seen member of The Banned

Yes, but I need a sizable planetoid, a skilled workforce and five billion years.

--David, who cannot be expressed as 42


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Post 5

Dancing Ermine

smiley - laugh
I meant making your user number add up to 42, for example
U97644 = 9 - 7 + 64 - 4! = 42

(1*7*(sqrt9+sqrt9))*9^0 = 42

but I'm sure there must be a more elegant way without using the Sqrts though smiley - smiley


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