h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I visited by the Ace roster - thought it would be wise of me to make sure I know where everything Ace-ly is, as I've just been inducted - and I noticed "Knitbunny", which I hadn't seen in the Naturla History museum when last I was there... I don't think...

So I thought I would drop in and say Hello and welcome you over for tea. I specialise in Earl Grey but my talents range far in the tea-brewing field.

That's really the most intelligent and intelligible of things I have to say; though I am also a Muse and a Keeper (me Keeper title be a bit long).

Hi March Hare!

Hmm, a march hare inviting me over for tea... will there be dormice and mad hatters?
Congrats on becoming an ACE, by the way - I don't greet nearly as many new users as I should but I'm always around if they need help. I'm pretty sure I'm in the natural history museum, though. At least I was last time I looked. Maybe I'm the first exhibit to be evicted for unreasonable behaviour, or something. It's always nice to meet other rabbit-type creatures, though.

Okay, you've got me intrigued, now. What *are* you the keeper of?

Sorry I've been away so horribly long... I'm getting better..

You may have been in the NHM when I was there; I don't know.. I don't think I noticed if you were, then again, I haven't been there in a few months.

I think there's a dormouse here somewhere... haven't come across mad hatters... Tho' where I am right now, it's a bit cold out for a tea party in a garden. But bring some to my burrow-tree is you find any!

Well, I believe, if I can remember the whole thing word for word, that I am Keeper of Lily-of-the-Valley patches, of the souls of rabbits and of guinea pigs and lesser rodents, and stray moonbeams especially those carrying incomprehensible comsic thought. I am the Muse of Faerie Rings. I am the luck-wearer and the barrel-rider ..wait, no; that's a hobbit.