h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...person to talk to you on your own space.
So its a big hi from me
Normally an ACE would have said Hi first but I'd thought I'd get in before them. You can talk to the ACE's at their homepage http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Aces the ACE's are the meeters and greeters of h2g2 and if you have questions you can ask them as they are a friendly bunch of people.
I have one question: Are you really from mars and if you are, how is it on the red planet?

Snowman

Hi Ime Bob one of the ACEs (Assistant comunaty Editors) and GAs (Guardian Angels) just welcoming you to the site.
if you have any problems or quiestions just ask and I will sort them out for you or if you just what to chat thats fine to
but for now here are some usefull links:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/smiley =how to make all the smilys on the site
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A293195 =reserchers birthdays...register your birthday and people will remember
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome =the welcome page you will alredy have seen this but may not have read it all
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A53146 = another welcome page with basically the same information but more links
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/ACES =ACEs padge
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A467606 =Guardian Angels
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/GuideML-Clinic =Guide ML clinic very usufull for decorationg you page
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome-DNA =Dougles Addms welcome message

does the name have anythin to do with the song??

Mars is pretty good honey, esp this time of the year! Soil is in top condition due to brill weather! I found a top quote today, *your depriving a village somewhere of an idiot*

Indeed the song has everything to do with my name! Peace, happiness and love to ya all!

YAY
I love that song, I can play it to, I lernt it for a x girlfriend

girl from mars, are you aiming the meaning of the quote at me?

Snowman

No way am i aiming that at you! Its a quote from a t-shirt I saw in Camden Town, London

i think its for girls to wear to say to all the t**t that stare at her chest,

Oh one of those types of T-shirt. Makes sence now. The T word will probably get moderated because you're not allowed to use that kind of language.

Snowman

Ah yes sorry about the T word everyone, ooops So where are you from Mr Snowman dude?

Hi there girls from Mars.

Greetings from h2g2's resident Guild Assassin and my cat Palbert, the once-fat cat. Palbert was wondering what the cats on Mars are wearing this year, last time we were there scarves were in, but hats were becoming rather popular.

I was just looking at theMars through my binoculars!
How's that for a coincidence?

Well this season the cats are going for a very different look indeed honey, while most of the cats are sporting the latest in designer underwear, a selected few have joined a cult where they wear nothing at all. They have named themselves *the domestics* and are wanted for many offences including flashing and stalking. The naked look is prooving very popular and many cats on mars are catching on, which is a real shame because some of the outfits they have invented are very wicked indeed.



(DO NOT TRUST THIS GIRL)

I look at mars all the time, although it is in my head. AH MEMORIES MEMORIES MEMORIES


(just kidding guys, no im not mad and no i certainly dont think i am from mars, although it would be kinda cool if i were!)

I'm from England and I'm guessing you're not because looking at me clock you'd have written the message before this at 1am for me anyway and I'd have been .

Snowman

Im from sunny sunny England too! Indeed it twas late! So where in England? Im in London but not actually from London, ive not even lived here a year. London is a quite cool place!

I live near the town of Colchester on a small islan called Mersea and I've lived here nine years.

Snowman

I used to live near there! I have lived Canvey Island all my life, until recently that is!!! Essex! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Canvey Island is near Southend am I correct?, I think I am and i used to live near Southend myself untill I moved to Mersea.

Snowman

Canvey Island is very near Southend. It's about 30 minutes away from Canvey on the train, so not that far.