h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am Whoami?, which means I am amazing. I am an ACE, which means that it is my duty, but also my utmost pleasure, to welcome you to h2g2. I am also a Guru, which means that if you have any questions about h2g2, I'm the person to ask. Or any of the other Gurus (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Gurus) or Aces (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Aces) for that matter. I hope that you enjoy h2g2. Now one bit of advice that I give to many people - make sure that you look up the entry on Smileys - they will serve you well...

hello, nokama i am st. broelan, i am also an ace, like whoami, but i am a guardian angel as well. ga's are an informal volunteer group, just like the aces that welcome newcomers like yourself to the site.

whoami suggested you find the smiley page, which is here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/a155909
and you can learn how to include great smilies in your posts, like these:

the guide is a wonderful place to learn new things and meet great people. we have a serious side, and a fun side, and some aspects that are a little of both. you might enjoy visiting the following pages:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/a53650 a fun and informative article about australia.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/a530560 where you can see if your user number equals 42 (the answer to life, the universe, and everything )

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/a270325 which is colonel sellers huge guide to h2g2 clubs where you might find any number of groups you might like to join.

the most important thing is to always have fun. if you ever have any questions about anything, you can contact whoami or myself by either replying to our messages or clicking on our names at the tops of our messages and leaving us a message on our pages.

welcome to h2g2, the hitchhiker's guide to earth.