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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 17, 2001
Oi! Some of my best friends are pota.... er..... I'll get me coat. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 17, 2001
*ing too fast to hear*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 17, 2001
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 17, 2001
Uurgh. Don't set fire to the cheese, vicar, you'll kill the horses! Whoops, my kite. I don't feel very well.
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 17, 2001
Take these pills, and these, and those, and oh, have some of these for good luck as well.
They won't do anything, but it soothes my conscience. 
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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2) Posted Dec 18, 2001
Hey, don't leave all those placebos lying around the place, they'll trip up the cat.
No, they can't all be placebos, Palbert's already tripping.
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 18, 2001
Well, EV is already so much off his rocker, that's why the pills won't do anything. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 18, 2001
I never had a rocker to start with.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 18, 2001
It was all mods round our way.
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 18, 2001
So you had a scooter?
Or have I got that the wrong way round? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 18, 2001
Yes, I had a scooter. This mod conned me into buying it. But then, it was all mod cons around our way.
This isn't getting any better, is it?
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 18, 2001
It isn't. So I'll refrain from telling the fat girls joke. cos frankly, it's sexist.
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 18, 2001
It isn't. So I'll refrain from telling the fat girls joke. cos frankly, it's sexist.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 19, 2001
Right.
Oh go on, you've started it now.
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 19, 2001
hmm, ok well, it might get removed,cos it's not very nice. This is normally told by men.
Scooters are like fat women. Fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on one.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 19, 2001
I really, really, really wish I hadn't asked now.
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