h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

your arguement seems legit enough, although you did do it for profit. we'll let the courts sort it out. how about bail?

I'm just the policeman, not the attorney. Find a Barrister if you really need to set bail.

nice,helpful reply, considering I don't even know what the charges are.
I still wonder about that arrest being valid. You seem like an honest type, but there is no way you should have been the one to arrest him. you are hardly an impartial officer of the law, bud. for appearances' sake you should have turned the arrest over to a non-muse member of C.H.O.P.P.E.R.S.there is a clear conflict of interest here.
BTW,just because there isn't a promotion rule yet, it doesn't mean someone couldn't write one in.I mean, she calls down titans.
I believe you, not on the strength of your arguement,which is unconvincing, but from your actions. I am willing to take your word that you are doing your job as you see fit. If Red Dog feels that his actions are justified then he should welcome the chance to prove it. but will the trial be as influenced by friendships and loyalties as the arrest was? it should be interresting to see.
You really ought to consider the appearance of things, though. how is one suppose to trust the law when it presents one with clear evidence of corruption at worst and favor-currying at the least?
the appearance of a thing is often all one has to go on.
Do I need to surrender for obstruction of justice charges or anything like that? I am fully prepared to state my case before a court, And I now feel that, though the arrest was suspicious, it was an honest one.

It's all a bit moot, now, seeing as I've been blown to smithereens. Mostly, I was having fun

For the record, I think that the charges are violation of neutral ground. Also, I don't think that, even if there were a promotion rule it would be concidered corruption. I think, in fact, that arresting people is exactly the kind of thing most law enforcement officials are given promotions for.

In addition, being a member of CHOPPERS I am a super hero. Being a super hero I am a vigilante. And being a vigilante I uphold the law as I see fit, not as it is written

First and last, though, the important thing here is to have fun, doing it.

D seems to be having fun. BTW, they put you back together.
oh, well, I'm off to surf. YeeeHaaaww!

I can always claim some obscure organ is missing. Also, I'm pretty sure I used to have 5 fingers on each hand. Why does one have four, the other six?

you'll have to ask your allies about that one. well, the mess is cleaned up, and our fearless leader is free to incite once again. ahm outa here!

arl, I been hoping that she'd get her cat back. D and Apollo are working out a compromise. sgt mushroom is playing along with it, but maybe you could go in as a friendly. check with the sarge first. see what he wants.

I'll have a looksee.

I'll have a looksee.