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Yes, that might be a good idea.

*wipes face with *

Uhm... *points* You have a big, slimy larva of some kind coming out of your ear...

Um... *removes slimy, larva thing* I hate it when that happens...

*brings out her exterminator outfit, including heavy duty gasmask, puts it on, and sprays Arthbard all over*

*cough cough cough*

Are you sure this is safe?

Ouch... forgot to say "hold your breath", did I...

Um...Yeah...A little...

Sorry... it won't happen again. Here, have a ...

Oh, thank you...Wait...You're not going to throw it at me, are you?

You want me to *throw* it at you?!? What if I'm gone another week?

No, no...I want you to not throw it at me...

*not throws the at Arthbard*

Uhm...

*hands the *

*munch munch munch*

Mmm...Thank you.

Uhm... and now?

And now?...Um...It was a very good ...Er...Thank you, again...

You're welcome... Uhm...

Okay...Umm...New topic: Doughnuts.

Um...No, wait...

Doughnuts... uhm... how about circus?

See the drunk Chinese juggler spin a ball on his thumb!



See the most boring clown in the world!

Don't forget the conjoined twin sword swallowers (for increased safety, the sword has been replaced with a hot dog).



And the guy with the really big mouth.

And, not to forget Rudolph, the egg-laying reindeer!