h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK OK Roo!
I'm here...
So you can stop following me around!!!
Hi 8)
How are you?
What age are you really?
It wouldn't be 18 would it?
And is your real name Nancy? 8)

and what's a rock joke?

how old r u
and my real name is ruth
nancy is a psudonym given to me by t.b.falsename
and i nt 18, no...

almost

Well Roo- I like Roo.. name...
I nt 18 no neither.
What age do you reckon I might be?

33?
i 17
and ui no ur rock joke on ur home page, wiv d man in a frame of rock.
he, incidentally, rocks
so wot do u do with your outside life?(and wot u do with ur inside life?)

Spooky Roo- how did you guess?
Do I sound 33?
Glad you like the rock stuff-
In my outside life... like you mean RL?
Well, I work in IT, eat cake, do stuff, walk around, go to sleep, breath, blink... that sort of thing... 8)

Pod--

Here's a clue--look at 'Hi Roo'...

Gettin' forgetful in me old age...

If you're old, I must be at least upper-middle age...

u oldies! i just 17! work in IT? cool.
sos to scare u wiv my fake psykik-ness
have a

I wasn't scared... I wasn't... no... not me..
Have a
and a and a

yeah rite
have a and some and some , and also have a and an and an to match.
also have an and a and a .
Also, if u like, have an , ,,,,,,,and (else where would live?)
have sum
and a , sum


also ahve an and a and a and and a and i shall . care to join me?

after all those!!it is v. tho!!!

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OK, now, to be serious for a moment:

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Have every smiley ever thought of + a cheese and pickle sandwich.
Can't say fairer than that, now can you Roo?

How about giving Roo a mufflewhump, Pod?

have every sandwich and every smily ever thought of, and have sum txt msgs too, nice ones.and a new hat and wardrobe (nt clothes, i suspect u got those, bt an actual wardrobe, with hat).have a wallet i shall make for u (i usually love making handbags, nearly 20 i got, or maybe over 20...?)and other stuff.sum singing and music tapes/cds/viynl records/mp3s/minidiscs etc...

OK, then Roo- have every good thing that ever has existed or ever will exist, plus a huge homemade mufflewhump handbag to put them all in.

What do you make your handbags from?

Amy!

u make ur mufflewhumps from amy? hehehe !
all sorts of stuff
foamtastic, felt (with velcro pockets that stick on ),anything really

I make my mufflewhumps from letters, Roo.
A mufflewhump is whatever the person having the mufflewhump woulo find most pleasant.
Ergo: Mufflewhumps are always 8)

from Amy Pod.

Y u rite in txtmess, Roo?

yeah, u got a fone?
do u txt msg?


p.s. mufflewhump to u too, and a