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Welcome Mycroft ^. .^
Clelba Started conversation May 21, 2001
Hello and Welcome!
I may seem like some random crazy person to you, but I do have a purpose. At least, that is what they tell me. I’m a Guardian Angel, the Patron Saint of Chocolate Cats (well, I like 
and I like 
s, who can blame me?). The Guardian Angels are here to welcome newcomers like yourself, and to welcome you all to the guide. If you need help with anything, post it here and I’ll do my best to help. Seeing as you’ve got as far as reading this message, you’ve already made some progress in this huge friendly world of H2G2, but here are a few links to get you settled in:
Newcomers Welcome: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/welcome
Douglas Adam’s Page: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/u42
Aces Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/aces
Gurus Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/gurus
GuideML Clinic: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/guideml-clinic
My Bar: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A517402
There is also a list of Smileys you can use in forums and on any pages you write here: 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/smiley
That should be enough for now, as I said, if you need any more help, do not hesitate to reply to this message.
And remember to !!!
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Welcome Mycroft ^. .^
Mycroft Posted May 21, 2001
Thanks for that lovingly personalized generic message!
Good luck with the exams, and rest assured you'll be the first Guardian Angel I ask for help if there aren't any sane ones around.
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Clelba Posted May 22, 2001
are you calling me insane? 
good.
cos i may well be.
sorry about all those nasty thingys where punctuation should be, there's something seriously wrong with these school computers...
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Mycroft Posted Sep 19, 2001
As you're my Guardian Angel, I feel I should pay you back somehow, so can I suggest you submit 'Kea' as your entry in today's H2IQ quiz? It's also known as the New Zealand Green Alpine Parrot (Nestor notabilis) and should be worth a point even if it runs across two lines
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Clelba Posted Sep 22, 2001
sorry...i would have done, but i haven't been able to get on h2g2 for a couple of days, there's a virus on the school network. i never have much luck with the quiz...
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