h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello.

I am Ryan the Daemon Host. I have been trying to become a new initiate into the Evil Army of H2G2 for a while now and they don't seem to have recognised me.

You may wonder why I picked you from the list when there was 72 others to choose from. It was because I think I am in a conversation that you are also in (I think it is "Join the Evil Army of H2G2", what a coincidence!).

May I ask you, how long did it take before your name was added onto that list (that I had talked about previously in this conversation entry) on the Evil Army of H2G2's personal space?

Two months and still nothing...

I think the problem may be that our *ahem* "Commander" has not been around too much lately. And I don't think the Second in Command is ever on all that often, at least not in the time that I've been here.

This is the guy you want to bug: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/U184003

But as I said, I haven't seen him around lately. If I see him online anytime soon I can yell at him for you if you'd like.

Nice to meet you anyways!

Thanks!

And you only need to yell at him to let any anger out (not that I would advise it) as I am seeing to this matter personally... *walks over to his wardrobe and pulls out his sword with a bound daemon inside it*

Thanks again!

Well alright! Good luck then!

Thanks!

So are you going to decapitate someone?

One? Lots and lots and lots of people!!!

(I replied and it disappeared so I'm going to try again. This might possibly be here twice...)

Yay!

Wait. I'm not one of those people right? *gets ready to *

Nah I aint goin to kill ya. You've helped me!

Yay! So who are you going to kill?

I dunno. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Cross it then blow it up?

Oh yeah! Now your talking!

Make sure it's a really big bridge with a lot of people on it.

Oh yes!!! More victims!!!

Oooo! And do it when there's a boat passing under it.

A huge boat, crammed full with lots of people, so that when the bridge colapses, they all get crushed!

I've just visited your space (with my eyes on) and you claim to love music. If such is the case you should join the Musicians Guild at U150368!

Hmmm... Maybe. I'm not on as much any more as I used to be. I also don't really do music stuff anymore and I havent in about 2 or 3 years. Oh, except for annoying everyone by singing all the time.

Excellent. Annoying people is good.