h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not sure ... *do* I want to know who you are?

Welcome to h2g2, Darkman Shadow! My name is Shea, and I am an Assistant Community Editor (ACE) and a Guardian Angel (GA). We're a group of volunteers that flit about welcoming and helping new Researchers. If you want to ask me a question, or need help with anything, just hit the "Reply" button and leave a message, I'll fly back in and help you in any way I can!

Have you checked out the Welcome pages yet? They're a good place to start:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome-DNA

If you're interested, I made a page with a list of links that you might like to check out. It's at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A534953

If you'd like to leave a message of condolence for Douglas Adams, please do so on Douglas's personal space:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A5932

There's lots to do around h2g2, Darkman Shadow! You can read or write Guide Entries, post in your Journal, join clubs and communities, have a few drinks in a pub, join spirited debate, or just make some new friends!

If you ever want to talk to a Researcher, just click on their name. That will take you to their Personal Space, and you can leave them a message there (like I'm doing now!) by clicking on the 'Discuss this Entry' button.

Most importantly, have fun! You might find yourself meeting some great new friends! I know I have!

- Shea the Sarcastic

That's cool. Were you being sarcasric at any point there? And how do you get those smileys?

Er, never mind 'bout the smileys. I've found the page now.

I'm glad you found the smileys, because I didn't come back online until now!

I'm utterly sincere and never sarcastic until I get to know you ... then watch out!

Well, in the immortal words of Squall Leonhart: .....

... yeeess?

It was "....."

Ah ....