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The Newness is rubbing off and becoming annoying
Posted Feb 11, 2004
So, I stop checking this thing for a couple of months and they go and change everything on me...go fig. Story of my life really. But enough wallowing...Yayness on the production of the h2g2 movie...Sam Rockwell is gonna make an awesome Zaphod.
Ford...You're turning into an infinite number of penguins...
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Suicide 101
Posted May 25, 2003
So yeah...Once again I find myself crawling back to the guide for guidance...whether or not it can give me any is besides the point...but hey...what is it here for if not to shine a ray of hope to poor schmucks like me anyhow? So like I was saying...The need for guidance is great...I need a way to kill myself that's not too messy and doesn't leave a lot of evidence behind...I was thinking like drowning maybe...but that means I have to go out into the water and I have to go far enough that no one will come and save me...It's just too much of a hassle...So anyone with ideas would be very helpful...thank you.
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WHY ME?
Posted Dec 3, 2002
I hope that someone, somewhere can answer this.
Why are women cursed with really bad cramps once a month? I mean, come on, where's the punch line to the huge joke that most pain comes from anyway. I really don't find this amusing at all. 
Well, i guess those males reading this would find it funny that the females of the species go through spasming pain just because we have to bear the children.
OH YEAH, WELL F**K YOU!! I DON'T NEED THIS AND I DON'T NEED YOU EITHER. THE WORLD CAN JUST GO FIND A DARK CORNER AND SELF-FORNICATE. I'M SO F******N SICK OF THIS. GODDAMMIT!
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On being a Dragon
Posted Sep 12, 2002
Humanity has a problem. In fact, humanity has hundreds of millions of problems, but the main one is that they can't see beyond their own noses. They don't realize that to look into the future is just a glance into the past. For history repaets itself often. nothing is new, it's all been done. I've seen it, done it, bought the t-shirt and ate the hamburger. nothing has changed. It's true that I would miss it if it were gone, but I cannot see why.
OH this body has some good things about it. Not much but some. I miss my claws. and my wings. The oldness of souls doesn't change with the creation of new ones. the old ones stay around although fewer and fewer are getting reincarnated.
So, I one who once was a Dragon am now a human, the true language lost to me and only brief memories avialable for viewing. happiness is only poosilbe in finding another of my kind though few and far between. i met the leader a week ago. it was the most thrilling and painful experiences of this life and of the last few.
experience and memory have taught me to let things go and live as though nothing happens, but it's too hard to do that. So, I take it in stride and live as I have for Centuries.
Simply
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The Unforgiven
Posted Mar 28, 2002
Hello and welcome to the vast pit of hell. We like it hot here,so the thermostat is
always kept at four hundreed and fifty degrees Farenheit. And since we're located
convieniently near the earth's core, it is super cheap to keep it up that high.
Our gardens are open from noon to midnight and the hot springs are available for your
enjoyment anytime you wish. all you need do is scream and from noon to midnight
you will enjoy writhing in pain after being thrown into one of our thousands of gardens
of flesh eating thorns, after which you may enjoy a long relaxing soak chained into
our hot springs which are kept at a comfortable seven hundred and eighty degrees F.
Enjoy all this and many more during your next visit to the land down under, way under.
VISIT HELL!!
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Latest reply: Mar 28, 2002
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