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Aww thank you monster!!! I can't wait till you're here, then I can hug you and squeeze you and all sorts!!! We're both 'grown-ups' now! Just as well it's not compulsory to act like it!!!

Should 3 small Stellas, 2 chocolate-honeycomb flavour "screamers" and 2 big cans of Guiness have had any kind of effect on my otherwise tee-total (coffee-total!) body? I didn't seem to. I didn't have a head ache, and at the end of the evening, I could still stand on one leg, look at the ceiling, touch my nose and recite the alphabet (despite the fact that I can't usualy!)!!!

And where did you get that dead gerbil thing from?

Another (but belated) happy birthday, Lifson.

"I could still stand on one leg, look at the ceiling, touch my nose and recite the alphabet (despite the fact that I can't usualy!)!!!"

I'm thinking having any kind of desire/persuadability to even attempt that would fit most people's definition of ...!

Sounds like you had a good time, anyway, which is good to know

[Oh, and the "gerbil thing" is all part of the quality publication that is Spark - The Reading University Student Paper! Genius on-a-stick. Or not]

""I could still stand on one leg, look at the ceiling, touch my nose and recite the alphabet (despite the fact that I can't usualy!)!!!"

I'm thinking having any kind of desire/persuadability to even attempt that would fit most people's definition of ...!"

Well...yes. But Andy (Steve "The Hair" Power's brother) said it was a good test to see if you're drunk or not. Like I said - not only am I unbreakable, but I seem to be incapable of getting drunk too. Just as well I don't drink really isn't it!!!

It was okay. The two who wern't drinking were acting more drunk than me and Andy!!! Weridos.

The Spark - should have known! Cool!