h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, Uncle Heavy! Have a mufflewhump...

* watches as Buttons plays with the giant catapilla *

* goes to answer the phone *

* Buttons gets bored of the Catapiller *

* Light goes to get her supper to find that Buttons got there first while she was on the phone *

* Buttons walks over to the sofa licking his lips and promptly falls asleep *

un-promptly wakes up ....

WORK!!!!!!!

RAIN!!!!!

COLD!!!!!


*Finds a tasty caterpillar and eats it. Brushes teeth on dog. Stumbles about. Panics. Falls over. Clears rubbish off desk into drawer. Switches on PC. Falls asleep...*

* wonders where the dog came from, wonders if it is wet from the rain and offers it a towel *

POD! W**k, Cold and Rain!

Whoops sorry did I wake you

WhereamI...... .....
Wha....

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

....

Must work ... must do work now ... must work ... must do work ...

Where did that wet dog come from?
Why is there a wet dog in the office?
Who let it in?
Cancel that dogs expenses at once!! and take that bone off him, that's a company bone, for use by staff only, to gnaw on at lunch time and on designated breaks...

And put those paper clips into a neat line!!

Yes sir... must work ... will work ... yes... I am a happy worker ... yes... I like to work ... will work...

* giggles as she lines up the paper clips and watches the dog try and justify the expenses to the accountant *

* is reminded of one of her favourite Dilbert cartoons, where Dilbert has been tied up in the accountants dark torcher chamber for incorrectly filling in his expenses form. Catburt enters wearning a baseball cap and says to Dilbert, let me show you how to blow an accountants mind. Catburt then puts his cap on back to front and a small popping sound is heard *

* wonders when the next break is *

you guys are so
*hops on buffer and rides off into the near future*

()

*Watches Tacsatduck approach...

* keeps on lining up the already straight line of paperclips absent mindedly while dreaming of the break which she fears she may have missed having been very focussed on the paperclips *

*rides by again on the buffer just coming in from the near past heading once again for the near future*
*gigantic catapiler rideing a vacume cleaner is seen shortly after once again chacing down *

()

* watches and decides that she must be hallucinating and be in severe need of the antidote to the paperclips *

*tidies away paperclips*

*leaves stern post-it-note from the house accountant about misuse of office stationery*

*rides up on buffer gets off*
Finaly lost that catipiler. Must of lost somewhere in the future or past not sure which

*sits down on couch and takes a nap *

()

* Light stays looking at where the paper clips were *

* Buttons has left the building and will not be back *

* Light just sits *

*Arranges paper clips into a future smile*

I am awake and have replied to you...

Thank you both

* gets a very big vase for the flowers *

* puts the vase on the table where Buttons liked to sit *