h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. you wanted an angel, you got an angel. it even says angel on one of my tops, so i *must* be an angel. anything you want help with, i'll do my best to help you. if i can't, i'll find someone else. but generally i'll try to be friendly
oky doky! cya around!
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I feel safer already. Glad to meet you Clelba. May the gods of chocolate bless you a thousand fold for looking over this humble soul.

hehe!
here, have a
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Did you hear the one about the black cat, chocolate bar, angel and stiff drink?

well no!! but i have a feeling you're going to tell me...
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Actually that was my atempt at humor oh well i better keep the day job. now you see why i need an angel.

hey don't be !!!
if you're you'll enjoy yourself. it goes without saying, but some people forget sometimes.
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It is good to be reminded. Sometimes we get so caught up with the fast pace and never ending little hills in our lives we forget enjoy life while we are here. I could use a good laugh have any good jokes?

there's a forum for jokes here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/f19585?thread=76493&skip=0&show=0 there's loads of them there, a big variety ^. .^ = ' = O:-)