Allow me to introduce myself
Butter would not melt in my mouth. Well, it would, but very slowly!
I'm a fruit. I didn't start out as a fruit. I was once a big financial wig, and I had two ells in my name. But then one ell left, possibly moving to Chicago where I hear there's work for ells. So now I'm a fruit.
It's a decent life. Musical groups such as Blind Melon and Smack Melon are worrisome, though. I don't think the band members are likely to attack me (I stay far away from their concerts, just in case), but you never know how fanatical a fan will be. Ah, the evils of music.
Normally I'm a melon, one of the yummier fruits (specifically, a watermelon). Sometimes I get mixed up and become a lemon, though. Those are bad days. The nights are a little better, because I'm sleeping. Or at least not in my cubical.
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| hi! | May 15, 2001 |
| Hey Melon.... | May 15, 2001 |
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