h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Z Phantom pants, this is the daft lord of the pith, we are communicating to you from larg on the bridge of the mothership sphincter-uranus , and we are currently drifting towards the planet noonies where all these strange supporters in black n white tops live, who keep shouting through megafones " up the castle ...". We are writing this message in 450,000 languages so that u understand, unfortunately we dont speak geordie !!!! We hear you're a bit of a lanky geezer who likes that eartling program called the simpsons on TV.

Hmmmm, well anyway hope that your holiday is the good old US of A was nice and dont forget to bring back some rock for the daft lord of the pith and obi twan tenogi the green goblin on the planet zeefoorth-7.

Nanoo naooo

and may the force of your underwear be with you oh jedi knight!!!!

Keep the faith and keep your light-sabre near, and watch out for klingons on the toilet seat !!!!

i am enjoying it......whoever you are.......