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CYBERHUMAN Started conversation Oct 9, 2005
Heeellloooo Cynthesis! There's a message for you in the "Unrestrained, Still Struggling" thread! 
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cynthesis Posted Oct 9, 2005
Got it! 
I was in the midst of serving up lasagne. Sorry!
*peels the mozzarella off of her sleeve*
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 9, 2005
You have a new message in the other thread...
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cynthesis Posted Oct 9, 2005
You've got me spooked again!
My cousins have been keeping me on the phone. They're threatening to take me out to http://www.bouchonsantabarbara.com. ! They've booked a table for an 8:30 dinner.*sigh*
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cynthesis Posted Oct 9, 2005
CYBERHUMAN...Are you sure your computer isn't haunted?
*cue Twilight Zone 
*
You appear to have a 
in your machine!
!!!
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cynthesis Posted Oct 9, 2005
Do you by any chance know of the history of that computer?
Previouslyowned parts?
Just wondering...
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 9, 2005
I have a ghost in my computer? What do you mean?
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cynthesis Posted Oct 9, 2005
Merely casual speculative theorizing...
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 9, 2005
*ghostly voice echoes throughout the thread* Ooooooooooooooooh!!!!! Leave us spirits aaaaaalllooooonnnnneeeeeee!!!!!
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 10, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN stands in between the terrified Cynthesis and the ghost, which materialises as a pale grey swirling apparition with a vaguely human outline. An evil, grinning human face can be seen in the centre of the swirling apparition, two mean red eyes penetrating deep into CYBERHUMAN's own pale blue eyes, and a nasty cackling laugh echoes from the ghost. CYBERHUMAN holds out his hand in a dramatic gesture of defiance and calls out*
We are real! You are not! Be gone from this place, evil spirit from the other side! Leave us in peace! Be gone! We are real! You are not!
*Suddenly the ghost recedes into the distance before fading harmlessly away, the laughter still faintly audible in the distance*
It's gone. That ghost was a particularly nasty one, out to bother people and cause them harm. But you're safe now.
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cynthesis Posted Oct 10, 2005
Thank you CYBERHUMAN!
*breathes a profound sigh of relief*
You always cybernetically know exactly what to do...
and for that I am eternally grateful!
This thread feels so much safer!
I'll see you here tomorrow.
Please have a peaceful recharge and the sweetest of dreams!
Goodnight! 
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 10, 2005
I am here to serve and protect the organic inhabitants of the universe in whatever way possible. Even if that means defending them against evil apparitions.
Goodnight my dear friend and do not worry about that ghost anymore, he will not bother you again!
*Cynthesis does not notice his crossed fingers, hidden behind his back*
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 10, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN brings another cybernetic dog, this one called Hade, to look after Cynthesis while the possibility that the ghost may return still exists*
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cynthesis Posted Oct 10, 2005
*peeks into thread to investigate a low growling sound*
Ooooh! What a sweet cybernetic poochie!
CYBERHUMAN's got things covered again!*sigh*What a cyborg!
I'll be back tomorrow Hade!
*rubs him behind his metallic ear*
Be a good boy and guard this thread well, okay?
Ahhhhhhhh you're so cute... it's a shame I have to go! Goodnight Hade!*pets his pointy head*
*reluctantly goes off to dinner*
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 10, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN smiles, glad that all his well*
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cynthesis Posted Oct 10, 2005
*Morning...cynthesis has been giving cha-cha dance lessons to Hade.*
Whoooo... that was fun Hade!
Tomorrow we'll go through the basic patterns of the rumba!
How would you like that?
*Hade wags his cybernetic tail*
What a good lad you are!
*Fondly pats his metallic head as his yellow light eyes slightly flicker*
You're light years ahead of my 
, who is still just learning the hokey pokey!
It's getting late! I'd better get back and check to see if the is behaving herself!
*Hade follows her to the door*
Be a good cyborg doggie and keep guarding this thread! I'm counting on you, you know!
*Blows a 
and quickly departs*
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 11, 2005
*Hade settles down, his yellow eyes forever alert and his tail swishing slightly to portray his mood of relaxation*
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cynthesis Posted Oct 11, 2005
*Hade and cynthesis have been rumba-ing the morning hours away*
I suppose I'll have to teach you the Electric Slide next!
*Hades tail swishes in an eager reply*
Right you are then, Electric Slide...tomorrow!
*Hade whimpers slightly*
Oh! Time for a recharge Hade! If you'll just move over to this socket...back up...there you are! A couple of hours will do you Hade!
*strokes Hade's head as he whirrs in recharge mode*
I'll be back very soon!
*cynthesis exits.A door is heard slamming shut punctuating a constant gentle whirr.*
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