Gen the Mighty Rules the World
Since despite being alive for over twenty years I am STILL physically incapable of making a good impression, I feel it is time to stop trying. Hello, my name is Gen, I have high hopes of grandeur and some day I shall take over the world so now is your chance to join MY side. I like tea and cookies and I have unresolved aggression issues manifesting in physical violence. Also I am easily distracted by shiney pretty things. I have a worryingly high frequency of conversations with random people that begin thus: "Don't tell anyone I said this, but..." or, worse: "I shouldn't really be telling you this, but..." Something about me encourages people to tell me their deepest darkest secrets. If anyone knows WHY this is, or has a theory, PLEASE for the love of all things holy LET ME KNOW.
Now that I have your attention... Actually I'm not all that bad, I guess people just find me a little intense to begin with. Once I settle down I'll quite often get drunk and start talking at length whilst constantly repeating the same point over and over again in various different ways. Contrary to popular opinion I am actually capable of (a) sitting still for more than 90 seconds at a time; (b) thinking seriously about things; (c) helping people solve their problems and (d) reading them like a book in the process. I've always found people fairly easy to understand and this, combined with their mysterious willingness to let me in on their problems, has transformed me into some kind of informal agony aunt to worried people everywhere. Don't worry, Dr. Gen will sort out ALL life's problems...
Given an opening, I will talk at length on the subjects of...
1. People (specific, or in general)
2. What makes people do the things they do
3. Karate
4. Why Boba Fett is attractive
5. My issues with men (usually following on from 4...)
6. 'Ship in film and television (the romance kind, not the floating kind)
7. My trouble with finding an ideal man - associated with 5.
8. Zen
9. The fundamental flaws in society
10. The tendancy of people to bend at the knees
11. Why tennis is such an interesting, psychological game
12. All the things I've done when drunk
Also, I'm REALLY bad at spelling.
Farewell :)
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| Hello Gen_The_Mighty! | Aug 1, 2005 |
| Hello there! | Jul 28, 2005 |
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| love it or leave it game | Jul 28, 2005 | Aug 24, 2015 |
| Any one fancy a chat? | Jul 28, 2005 | Jan 17, 2015 |
| What are you wearing today? | Jul 28, 2005 | Feb 17, 2012 |
| Hello Gen_The_Mighty! | Jul 28, 2005 | Aug 1, 2005 |
| 5 Personal Questions | Jul 28, 2005 | Jul 29, 2005 |
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