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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Started conversation May 28, 2003
It's the good Doctor ... wotcher ... spotted you on line and I thought to myself I thought "oh look, it's Witty Ditty" so tootled on over, bashed out this somewhat irrelevant and deeply uninspiring message and then scuttled off with the bashful grace of an arthritic horseshoe crab with bunions and shoes two sizes too small ...
Did I say irrelevant and uninspiring ... hate to be one not to live up to my promises ...
Hoping that all is going tickety boo down Wes' Cun'ry ... I have visions of legions of weenies with heads stuck in buckets and stubbed toes ... or small fingers forcibly, er forced, through smaller eardrums - perhaps that was just my brother.
Irrelevant and uninspiring? Yeah baby, yeah 
See ya
*scuttles off*
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Witty Ditty Posted May 30, 2003
Hiya!
Well - I went down the beach yesterday, fell asleep on sand that was warm underfoot, and got 
rather badly burnt on my shoulders... 
Nowt more work this afternoon - so off to the beach if the rain doesn't show up
I'm trying to do very little on the wards - need to do the bookwork really... also need to do the beachwork too 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 30, 2003
It's alright for some ... beach v sat behind a desk in a very muggy glasgow ... Hmmm ... decisions decisions ... 
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Witty Ditty Posted May 30, 2003
Well - the burnt thing isn't going to happen again...
*pulls out factor 35 - points at sun*
C'mon! Is that the best you can do?
I'm just hoping it's going to be good all weekend 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 30, 2003
Ah you say, you've made the cardinal error ... the minute you bring out the suncream, organise a bbq or plan outdoor activities, you can guarantee the weather will ming ... infact south west england can probably hold you singularly responsible for the overcast skies
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Witty Ditty Posted May 30, 2003
Well - lets hope nowt of the kind happens...
Hmm - feeling peckish....
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 30, 2003
Good choice of words!
Peckish ... very onomatapoeic in a funny sort of way ...
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Witty Ditty Posted May 30, 2003
Well - you're the one who is 'generally burgered'! 
How come 'burgered'?
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 30, 2003
Why? Why not?!
Suspect if I'd put "buggered" in my name I would have been "Researcher Number"ed ... and being a fine upstanding - *ehem* - member of this society it wouldn't be right to fly in the face of the house rules ... having said that, I suspect this might be asterisked ...
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Witty Ditty Posted May 30, 2003
Ahhhh - becomes clear now
I thought you may have gotten into a fight with a burger and that the burger won...
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 30, 2003
Between you and me, the burger storys the truth, but Shh, you mustn't tell a soul ... I'll never be able to show my face in public again.
If anyone ever found out I was done in my a burger, let a lone a Linda McCartney cow free burger, I'd be a laughing stock ...
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