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leather jackets
Posted May 11, 2001
why is it that leather jackets always keep you freezing cold in winter & boiling hot in summer ? surely this does not make sense.
perhaps a reasonable explaination would be that cows are cold blooded, not warm blooded as man first thought.
the flip side to that coin is in making leather jackets for us warm blooded types. we turn the cow's leather jacket over (ie: inside out) and wear it.
key:
animal: cow = moo; man = man.
blooded: cold = c; warm = w.
coat: skin = s; leather = l.
weather: freezing = f; boiling = b.
temp: freezing = f; boiling = b.
findings:
animal blooded coat weather temp (inside coat)
---------- ----------- ------ ----------- -------
moo 'c','s','f','ok'*
man 'w','l','f','f'
man 'w','l','b','b'
summary:
1. cow's stay warm in freezing weather in heated barns ie: temp = ok*
2. cow's never wear leather jackets, only skin
3. erm ...
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Posted May 10, 2001
indeed a great shock. at least it was, as i opened my eye and focused (badly) at the pale cream expanse of melomine - stretching as far my left eye could see. it looked around somewhat confused whilst still struggling in the dim light to comprehend the objects of strange size & form in the nearto and distance. my right lazy eyelid stayed closed for business. with the mental gymnastics of several lesser known and studied species of bipedals, i realised. i, the man painted green, in the stillness and quiet humming of present surroundings had fallen asleep. the cream expanse was not some semi-barren plain, the surrounding forms now focused, were my day-to-day oddments strewn across a cluttered desk. or maybe this is still a dream, who knows ...
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