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Seven Habits of Really Annoying People
Posted May 14, 2001
Not to be confused with John Cleese's "How to Irritate People," this was inspired by my boyfriend, the most annoying person I have ever met.
1. Take Everything Literally
When in a car and someone asks you to "roll down your window a little bit," open the window one inch or less. If someone asks you for a little orange juice, serve it to them in a shot glass. Alternately, if someone ask you for some writing paper, bring them an unevenly stacked ream, trip over your own feet and spray paper all over the room.
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