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here i am im 14 can we talk in private?

Well, I guess there are no such thing as totally 'Private' here on h2g2, but this is probably as private as it gets As long as you don't plan to say anything obscene, we will probably be left alone here...

Well, as I've told my story in my User Space, perhaps you want to tell something about yourself. Where are you from? Got any hobbies? Any favourite books, movies, games or poison? Got any sense of humour? - That sort of things

And I better warn you at this stage: My humour can get a little too crazy at times, so if you can't follow, reassure yourself that it's completely normal and smack me over the head with a newspaper or something if I don't stop

my name's andrew im 14 and have a mad sense of humour .if you want
to mail me you can at www.yahoo.co.uk

Aw, c'mon Andrew h2g2 is a place to talk, so why not talk here? I find this place much better than ordinary e-mail; This way you can express yourself by using the smilies, and you get to have it all gathered in one place ... Besides, I like to know people just a little better before I reveal my e-mail adress anyway.

I've revealed some of my darkest secrets here to total strangers, and none of that has ever come back to haunt me. People know my real name (which is Tilde, by the way), my nationality, my political views, my favourite colour... - There's nothing to fear, I give my word on it. This is one of the friendliest places I know about on the net Give it a go, eh?

Besides, you haven't answered my previous questions And show me some of that mad humour, eh?

P.S: There's no rush - you can take time to use capital letters, etc (Sorry, at times I'm a perfectionist )
P.P.S: And if you call me by my real name, I can't answer for your safety (Only kidding!)

my theory on cats is if you tie tost with buuter on the back of one and drop it out a window it will float in mid air!!!

That's a good one

bye im going home

andrews cool

hi wots ur name fancy bein pals. <>

gary im all redy mate with her!

Gee, when did I get popular?

by me i know gary (the nuter). by now evey one i know will know you cos your so funny

hey tilly do you know some funny jokes

by da way my new name is zaphod beeble aka(zell)

skoll sucks

I take it that you're talking about school... And I'd say it very much depends on the enviroment I've learned from experience that all too many teachers can be dire, though...

our ones a mad house and i am changeing my name

Oh. To what?

mad eye moody

Ah, I see