Jynx the Cat
Jynx
Little is known for certain on this person or where he comes from. As a matter of fact, I am Jynx, and I'm not even sure about it. I mean, there's a vague memory and whatnot, but I really haven't come up with anything concrete. I've got a tail. That I'm sure of. Surprisingly enough, being a cat does not hinder ones ability to observe and report. Thus I find myself now working here at the guide. This being said, let me continue the entry.
Jynx is of the feline persuasion. This helps him in a variety of ways. It hurts him in a lot more, and they are much more fun to talk about, so we will dwell there. The whole posible thumbs thing makes life very difficult on the modern cat. Still, many would be surprised what a little inginuity, and a lot of paw-eye coordination can do for you. The claws are good though. As far as I know, a cat scratching someone in the eyes is considered self defense.
Jynx is now a field researcher for the guide for a variety of reasons. His primary area of expertise includes computer, drawing, writing, fantasy, anime, and gaming. With this huge conglomeration of otherwise useless life skills, working at a large collaborative effort which is focused purely on uselessness seemed a really good idea.
Jynx exists in as "anime." This is strange and often not comprehendable to some, so little will be said of it. Suffice to say, this makes it a lot easier for him to comment on the subject.
Jynx is highly training in "gaming." This does not mean Monopoly or Three Card Monty. This means r0xx0ring people at quake, partaking of a role play environment in MMORPGs, and being a dork with pen and paper rp/strategy games. Jynx speaks l33t fluently, though refuses to call himself l33t because... it's stupid.
Moving on, Jynx is the 4th most powerful manipulator of fate in the entire universe.
Jynx has begun the study of wa. This is difficult for several reasons. First, only one person knows what wa actually is, and he ain't tellin'. This being so, Jynx regulars the virtual dojo of this man, Master Ninja, in an attempt to gather information on it for the Guide.
Jynx the Cat points you to the Montrose Academy to be schooled in the way of anime characters.
This is the most information presently available about Jynx.. me... something like that. I will seek more so that I may expand this entry. Kinda like a quest to discover myself? Or something.
Jynx the Cat is wanted in several time periods for taunting lesser known religious leaders.
The previous comment suggests that Jynx can travel through time. This rumor is unsubstatianted, but when I find out I promise to come back and tell you.
If any information about Jynx the Cat is attained, please forward it immediately to him, along with how you got it. Do not stalk Jynx the Cat. Do not taunt the happy fun ball.
Jynx the Cat void in some countries.
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