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Shucks, if I had a dollar for everytime I double posted, I'd come over there & we'd get drunk an' chase sailors together!

The only chance I would have of catching a sailor was if I could swim after him!! Even then I am not sure that I could get near him. !!

Have a great weekedn.

Much affection

Also ran1

Never you worry Dear Twin. I know how to throw a lasso!
YEEEEEEEEEEE-Doggies!

Ooohhh!!!!!!

How exciting

Lassoing sailors.


Yaaay!!!!

I shall have to have some lessons though.

Batty says she thinks it is a good idea to have your Halloweeen party in the giant Caves . that is if you have not got a venue.

Incidentally she sounds really frightened of you!!. Says you will torture her if she does not go to your party!!.

What a reputation.

We have just had a lovely Chinese meal... Ummmmmm!!. I love good Chinese food.

Also Ran1

Me too! You can always eat again after 30 minutes!

Why would Batty be afraid of me?! ...*continues to sharpen her sword...and rig her netting...*

Now, see here! I've been having these parties at The Pub way before the two of you were Hikers! 5th annual, this one! I'll stop by other parties. Why can't you ladies...*tosses that word loosly into the air to see who bites...*come to MY party as well?

Of course

This particular "lady" would love to come to your party at the pub.

(whispers feebly in an exhausted voice)

"It was only a suggestion about the caves"

(gazes in horror at the sharpened sword and the rigged

Wonders what the latter is, but has a pretty shrewd idea of what the former is.

Decides that this time she will not come as her orginal idea of a but will come as a giant .

But also decides that it will be a > so that if there is is any hanky panky she will be able to transform herself into what is necessary to protect her.

"Bravo Pandora". she shouts encouragingly, trying to make herself as small as possible.
"Whew!!". wonders what she has let herself into.
Rolls away in her wheelchair, muttering under her breath.

"Twin?! Twin?! Am I REALLY HER OLDER TWIN?!"

Throws a and a to the person she remembers as her soul-mate

Also Ran1

...*easily catches the kiss...*You throw like a girl!
...*tosses alasso ove AR1's chair...*I used a 'slip-knot', since you'er a 'lady' an' all...Mama always said, "As you stroll down the sunny streets... just remember...wear a slip!"

Of course a sailor could easily get out of that knot.
...*flashes her sword...*Need a hand getting out of that rope dear?
BWAHAHAHAHA ...*the rope turn into Chinesse noodles...*
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Oh Pan dear,presents her with a big bunch of fragrant red s

Thank you for making me laugh when I read about the noodles. You are such a tonic.

It has been a diffficult day. I did something totally and utterly stupid this morning. I gave K. his evening medication instead of his morning medication. I realise that I really am getting ancient amd cannot do more than one thing at a time. It really is stupid and rediculous and I have been miserable about it. Fortunately when I phoned the doctor they just said that I should obviously not give him the evening dose but give the morning dose. But I really have mucked him up

He is so forgiving and kind and when I apologised for my wretched error did not berate me at all. Which he quite honestly could have done.

And now, my dear I come to my computer at 2 a.m. and find your dear note.

Thank you

as always

Also Ran1

Ahhhhh
Ease up on yourdamnedself!

Where you been????? Even mari-rae is asking for you!I think "they" think I've cut you to bits for dog kibble or sumthin'!


Oh where oh where has my AR1-1-1-1 gone???? Oh where oh where can she be-e-ee?
With her hair cut short and her drees cut highh-h-hhh, oh where oh where can she be-e-e-eee?

psssst...I awoke today to a DOZEN long stemmed red roses & a mushy card.
...here......I share~

So sorry my

I get worried about you and then I clam up and just hope all is well.

Acutally I must try and talk to you as I have lots of super news. But life is such a battle and it seems that i am allergic to all the heart medication I am being given. So I am off to see the cardiologist on Thursday . I am going to tell him that I prefer to have very high BP (which I do not know I have!!) to my poor miserable hands which are unable to hold anything, are dreadfully sore and look GHASTLY!!

"wITH HER SKIRT UP....."
What do you mean you wicked child?

Much affection

Also Ran1

You KNOW what I mean!

You tell the Dr....*I* said, "Don't EVEN make me come over there!"
That oughta' scare um! Or not.

Don't worry 'bout me! They'll have to hit me about the head and face repeatedly with a baseball bat to put me peg!

...*flips up her skirt just for good measure...*

It's so great you're up and about again Pan, I can't begin to tell you what good news it is that you're going to be OK

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Bassman

Awww shucks! I could never have done it without all of you!!!!
Thank you Bassman! (I often re-read your card!)

...soon it shall be five years we've been friends! PARRTY TIME!

But who's counting?







Bassman

I WAS counting.

I don't know what you did to upset whomever it was nor is it any of my business. But if I hung MY head for everyone I've ever offened I could take a job digging for truffles or sumthin'. Let it go Bassers. Your good deeds way out weigh the bad ones!

hi pandora tart..NO...sexy... YES
email me at [email protected] if u want

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!
ALL YOU FRIENDS, LOVES & LURKERS!

CLOsed, etc. I did E you but it was bounced back.

My addy is:
ravenhair36c@hotmailDOTCOM.

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Hi Pan, nice to see you're looking better every day.... I've missed you

Hi Niceguy, are you new around here? I don't think I've seen your name before - although I've had a period of - shall we say - forced absence....



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