h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, Pandora.

Earlier today, in my "off-topic" thread, I mentioned
some "Friendly village" dishes that were sent to the wrong
address. A few posts later, you asked who had sent you
the "ugly" dishes.

I hope you're not saying "Friendly village" dishes are
*all* ugly. Some of them are nice. There's a covered
bridge, and a lily pond, and a willow by a brook,
and a village green. The Christmas pieces are especially
nice.

I, well, you see, I, I have no idea what one Earth Village dishes are.

Gottcha'! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh.

So you were just making a joke.

Fair enough.

Don't worry, you don't have to run.

I do if you're gonna' try to give me another loo brush!

Okay, I won't offer you a loo brush.

How about a beer instead?

Make that a double bourbon and you've got yourself a deal!

LOL!!!

Ooooo, twins!

And they're French!

You've heard of the Bourbon Kings?
That's what they are!

Oooo an' me bein' sorta' split between being a: 'metaphor queen' & a 'camo queen'. I juss love twins.Darned good thing I know THE most important word in french;


Yep, nap time, I couldn;t decide if I wanted to wash my hair now or wait until I shower for my eveing out. So, I've decided that I might enjoy my bath later when, Paul H?...*whispers.
..*guess he needed a lil' nod-me-off...*tippy toes away...

SSSSHHHHHHPAUL H. IS HAVING A SNOOZE!

...*tucks the blanky up around Paul H's shoulders...*

Don't I wish I could snooze, but as I'm at work today.

And your point would be<?>

Don'tcha' have a lil' place with a chair and a string tied to the door with a bell or sumthin'<?>
I know allll about sleepin' at w*rk.
...*whispers...*just keep sumthin' in your hand so you can act as if you were thinking over what you were "looking at".

Well, I often have a in my hand.

Does that count?

Depends. It that mouse a metaphor?

OH, I see I'll be getting some bowls...do they match the plates?

I've got several plates. Mainly wolves. But there's one a fiend gave me that has a beautiful Indian Maiden pouring a waterfall out of a clay pitcher.

I wonder if the plates made the move unbroken?
Most stuff's still in crates. Very tidy.

I can always tell when it's later than I think.
...twas a 'friend' who gave me the plate.