h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey hey Pandora.

Just wondering how things are going now that you're on my buddy list

Liam.

Who in bloodyhell put ME on that list?!?
Why...I have half a mind......wha'?...
...so...you're telling me that 'I' actually, no, wait, I asked to be on his 'bllody, buddy list'? Wel, that's something altoegther diff...
Why hello! Come right in an' have yourself a 'sitdown'. Care for a brandy by the hearth?

I've been quiet entertained this day.
Belle, my blue doberman was kindenough to awaken me this a.m. as there are men w*rking in the road.

what was the question?
Oh, yes, sorry...the men from the County are sitting in thier trucks. One stayed in the very same place for over 3 hours...I don't even think they bothered to put out a 'Men At Work' sign!
Our Government's money at w*rk. I have half a mond to go out there...where that man is sitting and give him a piece......wha' was the question???

The award for overuse of smileys goes to....
PANDORA!

*pours himself a and from the *

You have a blue doberman? Do you have to re-do her roots when it grows out?

Take the blue doberman over to the workmen and threaten them with blue hair dye!

Did you say somewhere that you were a writer? Or am I talking a load of old codswallop?

Liam.

I would never feed you any codswallop. I hardly cook. When someone close to me has a birthday, I most generally by them a box of cake mix and frosting. I'm VERY forthcoming.

That was rather a backhanded compli...wait, was there EVEN a compliment in that???I 'spose you're not a mind reader.
Ya' see, it alllll started years ago when I first arrived at h2g2. Are you comfy Hon? Have a blanket an a snuggle, here, by the fire.
I tried to tell TPTBIf you make sooo many smilies, how will true writers ever express-a-late themselves?!?! But did ANYone listen to me?I should say not!
I always said, "Soon, we won't needs words at all...we'll all just use pictures."
...*does the nahnah dance around Liam...* ~~~

~~~~~~~~~~An', yes I'm a writer, and a therapist, an' other stuff...and Belle's hair is naturally blue.

dobermans now come in a variaty of colors acc. to the AKA...black and tan, red, fawn, blue, and the still debated, white.

>dobermans now come in a variaty of colors acc. to the AKA...black and tan, red, fawn, blue, and the still debated, white.
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Aaaahhh I see

What sort of writer are you? Have you been published?

Liam

...*turns slowly so Liam can see what kind she is...holds up the side of her skirt so he can inspect her thigh...swings her hair off to one side...*
Of course I've been published. What type of write isn't published?
Hopefully my book will be out for general inspection this time next year...probably sooner, howerver, as John Lennon said, "Life is what happens when you're planning something else."
Now. Tell me something I don't know....I'll wait right here.

>*turns slowly so Liam can see what kind she is...holds up the side of her skirt so he can inspect her thigh...swings her hair off to one side...*<

Mmmmmppphh!! *reaches for the dried frog pills* *blames for the

>Of course I've been published<

Have you got an ISBN number for your works? Just to try and protect your identity rather than blurt it out

>Now. Tell me something I don't know....I'll wait right here.<

Hmmm *thinks* e^-i(pi)=-1. I bet you didn't know that
*thinks again*

My nickname at school was Strangely. There, I bet you didn't know that either!

Liam.

Strangely enough, I'm not surprised.

Nope, no # for me...I don't even bother to re-read my stuff. A couple months ago, or was it a few? Anyway, my sister ran into an old friend (if he's HER friend, he HAS to be old!! ) and he told her he has a collection of things I've had published over the years. She said, "What? Are you speaking of MY sister?" "Yeah." he says, "She cracks me up!" I didn't know other people wanted to read my stuff! Who knew?

Last year I recieved an e-card from a friend. It was a poem that I published. ...*wonders how much she could have made off that one...doesn't care...*

Oh, and I've really, really given your comment about my over use of smileys...and I've come to the same conclusion I usually do.
Bite me. That's right...bite my shiney hiney!

I can't say I actually care for pi...unless, of course it helps during scrabble.
Have you any useful information?
Forgot...you're only here when you have nothing better to do.
BTW...what does 'Liam' mean??? I'll wait right here.