h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I now coat my neck with rubber. ...bounces off me & sticks to you.

A girl in leather eh<?>

If ya' try to say: 'Red Leather, Yellow Leather' five times fast your tongue will become kinky!

Red Leather Yellow Leather
red letther yellow letther
red letter yellow letter

That doesn't make me feel kinky!

Well, you only said it three times!

Yer well, I started to dribble after that

Ewwwwww....
Don't be alarmed. We have medication for that.

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I don't make the stuff buddy, I jusss administer it.

Let me guess, does it involve me dropping my pants

Unless you want me to try to do this thru your jeans.

I have to say I'm a little nervous about this

Am not

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Was that an offer or a question<?>

Yes.

Be back after April 1st.

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